How long do I have to live?
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- if I keep going at this rate...
Got back from a car show today, was a bit tired so fancied a large G&T as a pick-me-up. Was then planning to have some food but found a leftover doughnut in the bag, so ate that instead. Currently finishing off some Haribo Tangfastics, and plan to have some Weetabix later if I get peckish.
Days to live on current diet?
Got back from a car show today, was a bit tired so fancied a large G&T as a pick-me-up. Was then planning to have some food but found a leftover doughnut in the bag, so ate that instead. Currently finishing off some Haribo Tangfastics, and plan to have some Weetabix later if I get peckish.
Days to live on current diet?
Simpo Two said:
- if I keep going at this rate...
Got back from a car show today, was a bit tired so fancied a large G&T as a pick-me-up. Was then planning to have some food but found a leftover doughnut in the bag, so ate that instead. Currently finishing off some Haribo Tangfastics, and plan to have some Weetabix later if I get peckish.
Days to live on current diet?
99% of students manage to survive on a similar diet. The impact of this is up to you to decide Got back from a car show today, was a bit tired so fancied a large G&T as a pick-me-up. Was then planning to have some food but found a leftover doughnut in the bag, so ate that instead. Currently finishing off some Haribo Tangfastics, and plan to have some Weetabix later if I get peckish.
Days to live on current diet?
Similar situation here. I couldn't be bothered to make any dinner tonight (wife is away this evening), so dinner has been 2x Babybel, 1x pack of custard creams and some lemonade. I don't have any alcohol in the house sadly, but there are more Babybels if hunger sets in again.
Edited by Codefaster on Sunday 17th August 21:03
Simpo Two said:
- if I keep going at this rate...
Got back from a car show today, was a bit tired so fancied a large G&T as a pick-me-up. Was then planning to have some food but found a leftover doughnut in the bag, so ate that instead. Currently finishing off some Haribo Tangfastics, and plan to have some Weetabix later if I get peckish.
Days to live on current diet?
Change the Gin for Wine, keep the doughnut for the odd occasion and have Wotsits or peanuts with cornflakes and milk (crushed cornflakes) and you can live forever! believe me I have been doing it for over 37 years, although the wine didn't filter in until about 20 years ago! Got back from a car show today, was a bit tired so fancied a large G&T as a pick-me-up. Was then planning to have some food but found a leftover doughnut in the bag, so ate that instead. Currently finishing off some Haribo Tangfastics, and plan to have some Weetabix later if I get peckish.
Days to live on current diet?
Recipe for life me thinks!
And I'm not joking
13th said:
Change the Gin for Wine, keep the doughnut for the odd occasion and have Wotsits or peanuts with cornflakes and milk (crushed cornflakes) and you can live forever! believe me I have been doing it for over 37 years, although the wine didn't filter in until about 20 years ago!
Ah, not much point in marrying you then! (I had something more like roast beef, roast potatoes, parsnips, broccoli, proper gravy and horseradish sauce in mind..)Simpo Two said:
13th said:
Change the Gin for Wine, keep the doughnut for the odd occasion and have Wotsits or peanuts with cornflakes and milk (crushed cornflakes) and you can live forever! believe me I have been doing it for over 37 years, although the wine didn't filter in until about 20 years ago!
Ah, not much point in marrying you then! (I had something more like roast beef, roast potatoes, parsnips, broccoli, proper gravy and horseradish sauce in mind..)
I've kept a husband alive for 23 years (married me after 7 of them! on some very fine foods......... roasts is one but I don't like to spoil him so CHristmas and Easter only; apart from that I find Waitrose and M&S along with the local takeaways cater very well
He's showing little signs of scurvy so must be doing something right!
13th said:
He's showing little signs of scurvy so must be doing something right!
- opens his email & notices an email from Mr.13th
- reads
- calls 999
Simpo Two said:
Codefaster said:
Similar situation here. I couldn't be bothered to make any dinner tonight (wife is away this evening)
Aha, that's it - I need a wife!Unfortunately I don't think I can afford one
CommanderJameson said:
Simpo Two said:
Codefaster said:
Similar situation here. I couldn't be bothered to make any dinner tonight (wife is away this evening)
Aha, that's it - I need a wife!Unfortunately I don't think I can afford one
CommanderJameson said:
I have a wife. She can't cook. If I depended on Mrs J for nutrition, I'd be eating Alphabetti Spaghetti on toast five nights a week.
God some women spoil their men!I had my husband eating boil in the bag kippers for weeks before he noticed that his dinner was getting rather repetative!!!!
13th said:
CommanderJameson said:
I have a wife. She can't cook. If I depended on Mrs J for nutrition, I'd be eating Alphabetti Spaghetti on toast five nights a week.
God some women spoil their men!I had my husband eating boil in the bag kippers for weeks before he noticed that his dinner was getting rather repetative!!!!
GODLIKE MASH, I said.
WHATEVER YOU FREAK, she said.
YOU'LL SEE, I said.
OMG THIS MASH IS FABULOUS, she said.
I TOLD YOU SO, I said.
Edited by CommanderJameson on Sunday 17th August 22:15
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