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Prof Beard

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6,669 posts

258 months

Monday 18th August 2008
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Introducing our latest family member - we call him Michael Flatley:








TheCarpetCleaner

7,294 posts

233 months

Monday 18th August 2008
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What the hell is that?? Looks like a cross between a turtle and an anteater hehe

Nice one anyway biggrinthumbup

Prof Beard

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6,669 posts

258 months

Monday 18th August 2008
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It's a Chinese Soft-Shelled Turtle

Stedman

7,475 posts

223 months

Monday 18th August 2008
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Mmm soup.

Sorry had to be THE FIRST to say it biggrin

Im pretty jealous of you, they're WAY cool!

cazzer

8,883 posts

279 months

Monday 18th August 2008
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It looks like a knob with a face on it........oh....ahhh....Michael Flatley...I get it smile

coolcatmaz

3,521 posts

233 months

Monday 18th August 2008
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cazzer said:
It looks like a knob with a face on it........oh....ahhh....Michael Flatley...I get it smile
I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought that hehe

carter711

1,849 posts

229 months

Monday 18th August 2008
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That's the weirdest dog i've ever seen...

Ganglandboss

8,562 posts

234 months

Monday 18th August 2008
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Admit it - you've stitched bits of animal together! No way is that real - I reckon you're taking the piss! hehe

Prof Beard

Original Poster:

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258 months

Monday 18th August 2008
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coolcatmaz said:
cazzer said:
It looks like a knob with a face on it........oh....ahhh....Michael Flatley...I get it smile
I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought that hehe
whistle

Orb the Impaler

1,881 posts

221 months

Monday 18th August 2008
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Wow! I've got one of them! I got it in 1990 and his (her, actually, she lays eggs!) shell was about 1.5 inches across. The shell is now over a foot across (and the neck stretches about the same) and she has outgrown several tanks. She now occupies a 7'x 2.5' tank. Loves prawns/bacon/pate (various types)/chicken and the occasional tasty human finger.

Craves attention - who wouldn't after being stuck all that time in a tank. Enjoys runs around the garden when it's warm. I have been known to lob her in the pond with the koi smile


Orb the Impaler

1,881 posts

221 months

Monday 18th August 2008
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Oh, and I forgot to say....

I can't tell how big yours is - about six inches (fnarr!) by the look of it.
Mine gets grumpy sometimes and will smash up heaters and crunch up glass thermometers. Putting little armoured guards around the heaters doesn't work - they just get trashed too - thick plastic is no match for their 'beaks' - they can cut through a jumbo cable tie like they have pliers!

Another favourite pastime of the pesky bugger is what we call "pretend hungry". This is when the pest acts like she's really hungry, so then you go and get the food and lob it in. Turtle swims up looks at food disdainfully and swims off. Argh! Also you are expected to divine by ESP or something exactly what they want to eat - prawns? pate? Which brand of pate? Finest Brussels pate or Tesco Value? I'm not taking the piss - when your turtle becomes a teenager all these delights will await you.

Also it will bury itself under the gravel/sand - sometimes all you can see if you look very carefully will be the nostrils sticking out - or other times the nect will be fully extended to the surface, like a snorkel. People will think you own some sort of aquatic snake. You can sometimes feed the turtle when it's buried like this; we call it "breakfast in bed".

It will climb out of it's big box when you're driving it to the vets and knock your car into neutral.

Oh - and I recommend Eheim Professional pumps, otherwise you'll be doing a lot of cleaning wink



Edited by Orb the Impaler on Monday 18th August 22:12

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

286 months

Monday 18th August 2008
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That's a Norwegian Blue....

Olf

11,978 posts

249 months

Monday 18th August 2008
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It looks like a cock.

space1999

436 posts

220 months

Monday 18th August 2008
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Olf said:
It looks like a cock.
I am so glad you said that first, the neck looks like the foreskin!

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

286 months

Monday 18th August 2008
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Olf said:
It looks like a cock.
If your cock looks like that, you're in a spot of bother...

Olf

11,978 posts

249 months

Monday 18th August 2008
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mybrainhurts said:
Olf said:
It looks like a cock.
If your cock looks like that, you're in a spot of bother...
no, it simply means I'm fking a turtle.

Timmy35

13,014 posts

229 months

Monday 18th August 2008
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Or Alistair Darling....

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

286 months

Monday 18th August 2008
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Olf said:
mybrainhurts said:
Olf said:
It looks like a cock.
If your cock looks like that, you're in a spot of bother...
no, it simply means I'm a fking turtle.
Error corrected...

Feral_Girl

422 posts

240 months

Monday 18th August 2008
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mybrainhurts said:
Olf said:
mybrainhurts said:
Olf said:
It looks like a cock.
If your cock looks like that, you're in a spot of bother...
no, it simply means I'm a fking turtle.
Error corrected...
biglaugh

Olf

11,978 posts

249 months

Monday 18th August 2008
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mybrainhurts said:
Olf said:
mybrainhurts said:
Olf said:
It looks like a cock.
If your cock looks like that, you're in a spot of bother...
no, it simply means I'm a fking turtle.
Error corrected...
ninja.