PH Pretty Girl Report : KRAKOW.
PH Pretty Girl Report : KRAKOW.
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Rebuker

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5,006 posts

253 months

Tuesday 19th August 2008
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So. 4 days in Krakow from a little break with some mates.

Just got back earlier.
Let's get straight to the point.

tank

Krakow is a pretty town. There are some pretty girls there. But I don't think the prettiest girls are there.
They were generally OK in friendliness terms. Not falling over themselves.

Like all Polish, when out on the town, they don't lose control and become loud etc. which is a relief.

Like all pretty girls , they love being photographed:



Though some could not be tempted away from their boyfriends:


Some nice venues about:


Some don't look quite right. Her on left is a he-she, surely:


A fairly acceptable spread of nice vs OK;




So. Not bad. But the hot ones do know they are fit. To be fair, it is a very touristy place and I guess they may be getting bored of English etc.

But SOME are always more friendly and prepared to take things further:


And, finally, this is all that can be shown to you of how things progressed:
Take that to mean whatever you like. If you know me you will guess correctly that we ended up missing the point and just talking about the history of Polonez.




Best thing? They don't seem to have as much attitude, and are polite and ladylike, and hardly anyone is fat. Nice people on the whole. But the pretty girl capital? Probably not.

Signing Off,

R

Edited by Rebuker on Tuesday 19th August 09:21

khevolution

1,594 posts

226 months

Tuesday 19th August 2008
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is this just a show off thread to show how you got laid in a foreign country? :P

Rebuker

Original Poster:

5,006 posts

253 months

Tuesday 19th August 2008
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Who said I got laid? wink

deevlash

10,442 posts

268 months

Tuesday 19th August 2008
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hmm, theyre not great really. Still, notot long till more of them come over here stting themselves that the ruskies will invade. Then spend all the time banging on about how great Poland is...

DrTre

12,957 posts

263 months

Tuesday 19th August 2008
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Why are you wearing a pink hat?

outlaw biker

2,458 posts

227 months

Tuesday 19th August 2008
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Polish women are skinny and easy....and loose. What more is there to know?

Been there, done that.

Livid

1,335 posts

223 months

Tuesday 19th August 2008
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good work soldier! Now we need people to sample the other places or sponser me to:P

outlaw biker

2,458 posts

227 months

Tuesday 19th August 2008
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Livid said:
good work soldier! Now we need people to sample the other places or sponser me to:P
I've sampled most continents at this stage. They're all as easy/loose and crazy. In the end you always come back home.

sleep envy

62,260 posts

280 months

Tuesday 19th August 2008
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Rebuker said:
So. 4 days in Krakow from a little break with some mates.

Just got back earlier.
you're on holiday, with your mates, on the smash and you're posting on PH?

keep snapping wink

Rebuker

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Tuesday 19th August 2008
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sleep envy said:
Rebuker said:
So. 4 days in Krakow from a little break with some mates.

Just got back earlier.
you're on holiday, with your mates, on the smash and you're posting on PH?

keep snapping wink
No I am back in England you gragabony. (A common polish insult). wink


outlaw biker

2,458 posts

227 months

Tuesday 19th August 2008
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If you want to play around they're great....at least you'll think so for a short while. Until they fk you over big time.

sleep envy

62,260 posts

280 months

Tuesday 19th August 2008
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outlaw biker said:
If you want to play around they're great....at least you'll think so for a short while. Until they fk you over big time.
just the sausages or women in general?

rebuker - gotcha!!

Rebuker

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Tuesday 19th August 2008
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outlaw biker said:
If you want to play around they're great....at least you'll think so for a short while. Until they fk you over big time.
Would you like to open that can more wide? Only some fat worms can't make it out.

Edited by Rebuker on Tuesday 19th August 09:18

Rebuker

Original Poster:

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Tuesday 19th August 2008
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sleep envy said:
outlaw biker said:
If you want to play around they're great....at least you'll think so for a short while. Until they fk you over big time.
just the sausages or women in general?

rebuker - gotcha!!
sleep envy- gothca back see my wink

Eat my blah

sleep envy

62,260 posts

280 months

Tuesday 19th August 2008
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gotcha as in understood you melon!!!

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bi9_jk

883 posts

296 months

Tuesday 19th August 2008
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Study those photos

Are you sure they are all women?

There is one I have my reservations about.

First two are stunning!

DrTre

12,957 posts

263 months

Tuesday 19th August 2008
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The girl in the 6th photo down looks a lot like Scarlett Johanson (sp?).
Nice work fella.

GingerNinja

3,991 posts

289 months

Tuesday 19th August 2008
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Hmmmm, the one on the left is a bit chubs - the one in red looks hot, but you've not got any decent pics?



Can you still smoke indoors there?



Had a look lads - he's not hosted any pics of naked Polish girls.

Rebuker

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253 months

Tuesday 19th August 2008
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Good morning Mr Ninja.

Unfortunately the red one was too busy trying to pose and/or chat to/ snog her mate. She was a bit tipsy and Miss Prettychubs was looking after her a little. She was hot and fiesty in I suppose a typical East European way.

Smoking is still all the rage there, with all the cool cats doing it. Odd that it feels a little invasive for people to smoke now that we are used to not having it around.

No nakedness will be hosted or posted. Trying to remain laddish but still gentlemanly wink

Edited by Rebuker on Tuesday 19th August 09:12

evenflow

8,889 posts

313 months

Tuesday 19th August 2008
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Rebuker said:
And, finally, this is all that can be shown to you of how things progressed:
Take that to mean whatever you like. If you knopw me you will guess correctly that we ended up missing the point and just talking about the history of Polonez.
I can see a hint of pearl necklace in that photo... scratchchin