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neelyp

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1,703 posts

242 months

Wednesday 20th August 2008
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Neil_H

15,418 posts

282 months

Wednesday 20th August 2008
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Like, totally rad dude.

Lotus Lewis

692 posts

238 months

Wednesday 20th August 2008
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FcensoredK ME eek

madrob6

3,594 posts

251 months

Wednesday 20th August 2008
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'kin 'ell!

Heskey

4,048 posts

224 months

Wednesday 20th August 2008
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"Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!"

getmecoat

o.versteer

3,338 posts

260 months

Wednesday 20th August 2008
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Whilst it's not nice to gloat at other people's misfortune, wasn't it a TINY bit stupid to be kite surfing in a storm like that? Or is that just the benefit of hindsight?

Heskey

4,048 posts

224 months

Wednesday 20th August 2008
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o.versteer said:
Whilst it's not nice to gloat at other people's misfortune, wasn't it a TINY bit stupid to be kite surfing in a storm like that? Or is that just the benefit of hindsight?
I don't blame him to be honest; you know what all the jobsworth health and safety can be like "MAJOR STORM GONNA KILL US ALL!" <Que cat pawing and meowing on the window outside because its started spitting>

Probably didn't think it was gonna be bad; but then again, to HOLD ONTO the thing AFTER smashing into the ground... What a twit.

I say again:

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

gib6933

5,278 posts

262 months

Wednesday 20th August 2008
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i wonder what his 0-60 time was lol

scotal

8,751 posts

310 months

Wednesday 20th August 2008
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Heskey said:
o.versteer said:
Whilst it's not nice to gloat at other people's misfortune, wasn't it a TINY bit stupid to be kite surfing in a storm like that? Or is that just the benefit of hindsight?
I don't blame him to be honest; you know what all the jobsworth health and safety can be like "MAJOR STORM GONNA KILL US ALL!" <Que cat pawing and meowing on the window outside because its started spitting>

Probably didn't think it was gonna be bad; but then again, to HOLD ONTO the thing AFTER smashing into the ground... What a twit.

I say again:

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
He'd be strapped to the kite, and althogh he'd have emeregency releases he may not have had a chance to use them, thats waht it says in the article.

As for elf and safety Nazi's, he was warned not to go out in a tropicla storm.... not like a "stiff breeze" is it?

E36GUY

5,907 posts

249 months

Wednesday 20th August 2008
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scotal said:
He'd be strapped to the kite, and althogh he'd have emeregency releases he may not have had a chance to use them, thats waht it says in the article.

As for elf and safety Nazi's, he was warned not to go out in a tropicla storm.... not like a "stiff breeze" is it?
Quite. When you Kitesurf you wear a harness around your hips (like a climbing harness) which clips onto your kite lines. This means that when surfing, you are taking the strain through your hips leaving your arms free to control the kite. There are emergency releases on the harness but as you can see from that vid, it happened so quickly there's no way he'd have been able to release.

Really stupid to be out in those sorts of conditions. In that wind you'd need a kite half the size to do the job

Robatr0n

12,362 posts

247 months

Wednesday 20th August 2008
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I'll admit it...I laughed! paperbag

Heskey

4,048 posts

224 months

Wednesday 20th August 2008
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Robatr0n said:
I'll admit it...I laughed! paperbag
I laughed too; I propose knocking down all buildings in that area so we can all fly around when a storm comes again, what a buzz.

The_Sheriff

464 posts

247 months

Wednesday 20th August 2008
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This video is crazy, kite surfer gets taken for a 39 second flight by a freak thermal.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6RuE5t1-H9k

Holy Moly!

jesusbuiltmycar

5,137 posts

285 months

Wednesday 20th August 2008
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The guy is expected to recover - I found this on another forum:

fksa said:
Health Status:
Stable; induced coma; unknown future

-Swelling in the brain (sub-something type of bleed)
-2-3 days analysis before we know more (CT Scan scheduled for today)
-26 stitches from center of eyebrow into scalp -Highest Rib broken -Broken Ankle -Possible Muscle Contusion in the back between Spine and Supporting Bones -Abrasions everywhere -Little Amnesia - EMT said its normal for head injuries like this. When he starts to come out of the induced coma he becomes a little combative - he's closterphobic/ doesn't know where he is

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

286 months

Wednesday 20th August 2008
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Heskey said:
"Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!"

getmecoat
I suspect there was an element of crapping, too....

dan1981

18,124 posts

230 months

Wednesday 20th August 2008
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The_Sheriff said:
This video is crazy, kite surfer gets taken for a 39 second flight by a freak thermal.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6RuE5t1-H9k

Holy Moly!
check the one that it links too......

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Nza6d7-8NDc&feat...

apparently there is an extended verions where a helicopter comes to rescue him.......

crofty1984

17,064 posts

235 months

Wednesday 20th August 2008
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jesusbuiltmycar said:
The guy is expected to recover - I found this on another forum:

fksa said:
Health Status:
Stable; induced coma; unknown future

-Swelling in the brain (sub-something type of bleed)
-2-3 days analysis before we know more (CT Scan scheduled for today)
-26 stitches from center of eyebrow into scalp -Highest Rib broken -Broken Ankle -Possible Muscle Contusion in the back between Spine and Supporting Bones -Abrasions everywhere -Little Amnesia - EMT said its normal for head injuries like this. When he starts to come out of the induced coma he becomes a little combative - he's closterphobic/ doesn't know where he is
Subcutaneous?

SpydieNut

5,959 posts

254 months

Wednesday 20th August 2008
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gib6933 said:
i wonder what his 0-60 time was lol
don't know but i suspect not as quick as his 60-0.

Parrot of Doom

23,075 posts

265 months

Wednesday 20th August 2008
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dan1981 said:
The_Sheriff said:
This video is crazy, kite surfer gets taken for a 39 second flight by a freak thermal.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6RuE5t1-H9k

Holy Moly!
check the one that it links too......

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Nza6d7-8NDc&feat...

apparently there is an extended verions where a helicopter comes to rescue him.......
Near a bridge?

anonymous-user

85 months

Wednesday 20th August 2008
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That happened on Sandbanks a couple of years ago. Kiter ended up embedded in the garage door of a house across the road from the harbour!!