Suitable revenge, ideas wanted!
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Basically, to cut a long story short, my brother slept with a bird whilst slightly squiffy, a week or so later, a mate of ours who my brother shares a flat with phoned up and told him she was preggers and was keeping the baby, when my brother asked for her number, he wouldnt give it too him, got arsey and hung up.
He left it a whole week before telling my brother it was a wind up, now personally, i would have murdered him!
My brother was extremely worried about it, as im sure anyone would, 20 mins is a joke, but a week is just sick!
So we are trying to think of ways to get him back, it has to fit the crime!
Suggestions wanted....
He left it a whole week before telling my brother it was a wind up, now personally, i would have murdered him!
My brother was extremely worried about it, as im sure anyone would, 20 mins is a joke, but a week is just sick!
So we are trying to think of ways to get him back, it has to fit the crime!
Suggestions wanted....
N1CK said:
Basically, to cut a long story short, my brother slept with a bird whilst slightly squiffy, a week or so later, a mate of ours who my brother shares a flat with phoned up and told him she was preggers and was keeping the baby, when my brother asked for her number, he wouldnt give it too him, got arsey and hung up.
He left it a whole week before telling my brother it was a wind up, now personally, i would have murdered him!
My brother was extremely worried about it, as im sure anyone would, 20 mins is a joke, but a week is just sick!
So we are trying to think of ways to get him back, it has to fit the crime!
Suggestions wanted....
Tin of Nitromores, paint brush, pasenger side of his car (so he may not notice for a while) and emblazen 'I am a Tw~t' on it.He left it a whole week before telling my brother it was a wind up, now personally, i would have murdered him!
My brother was extremely worried about it, as im sure anyone would, 20 mins is a joke, but a week is just sick!
So we are trying to think of ways to get him back, it has to fit the crime!
Suggestions wanted....
N1CK said:
Basically, to cut a long story short, my brother slept with a bird whilst slightly squiffy, a week or so later, a mate of ours who my brother shares a flat with phoned up and told him she was preggers
A week or so later....and he didn't know it was a wind-up? Is he mentally retarded?Parrot of Doom said:
Gaffer tape, pull a length of string from the back side, and lay it along the side of his car. From any more than 6 feet it looks like it's been keyed.
I'm liking this. All the anquish of of having the P&J damaged but none of the actual damage, which is just retarded IMO.lunarscope said:
STD transmission notification.
Create a fake letter from the local STD clinic, saying that he has been in sexual contact with a female who has been diagnosed with HIV/AIDS (the bad kind).
Rofl, that is class, although, he's not been near any birds for a while, infact we all think he's a gay, i mean the guy buys scented candles, need i say more.Create a fake letter from the local STD clinic, saying that he has been in sexual contact with a female who has been diagnosed with HIV/AIDS (the bad kind).
My brother clearly isnt retarded, its not like he could question it either as the "mate" was in cornwall at the time.
If he thought that she would know she was pregnant 1 week later he deserved to be wound up.
However that was a horrible thing to do so revenge is in order.
I vote for the STD/HIV letter - its easy enough to do - grab the logo of your local NHS trust/gyno clinic off their website, create a letterhead, get someone with a decent grasp of english to write an official sounding letter and print if up on good quality paper.
You don't have to say sexual contact with a female, you say person.
However that was a horrible thing to do so revenge is in order.
I vote for the STD/HIV letter - its easy enough to do - grab the logo of your local NHS trust/gyno clinic off their website, create a letterhead, get someone with a decent grasp of english to write an official sounding letter and print if up on good quality paper.
You don't have to say sexual contact with a female, you say person.
Edited by smutbag on Wednesday 20th August 11:06
rude-boy said:
Parrot of Doom said:
Gaffer tape, pull a length of string from the back side, and lay it along the side of his car. From any more than 6 feet it looks like it's been keyed.
I'm liking this. All the anquish of of having the P&J damaged but none of the actual damage, which is just retarded IMO.Heskey said:
No suggestions from me, but what a c
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My long-term girlfriend and I had a pregnancy scare a while back and it's pretty nerve wracking even when you wish to spend your life with the person in question. If it came as the result of a drunken fling you'd feel awful.
Ideas... Hmmm... How nasty do you want to be?
The STD one is suitably mean, but unless he's been to a clinic recently it's not likely to hold water.
You could fake your own suicide (I presume he's enough of a friend to be upset by that?)
Some sort of court summons maybe? Again, I suppose anything serious would require a visit from the BiB, so maybe that wouldn't work unless you know the right people.
Struggling to think of any more that wouldn't be physically harmful or difficult to believe.
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