Gordon is a moron
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I've been going out with a girl, her name is Julie, but last night she said to me when we were watching telly.
(This is what she said)
She said "Listen John I love you, but there's this bloke I fancy. I don't want to two-time you, so it's the end for you and me."
"Who's this bloke?" I ask her.
"Gordon", she replied.
"Not that puff?" I said, dismayed.
"Yes, but he's no puff", she cried.
"He's more of a man than you'll ever be."
Here we go, two three four
I was so upset that I cried all the way to the chip shop. When I came out , there was Gordon standing at the bus stop. And guess who was with him?
Yeah, Julie - and they were both laughing at me.
Oh, she is cruel and heartless, to pack me for Gordon. Just 'cos he's better looking than me, just 'cos he's cool and trendy.
But I know hes a moron, Gordon is a moron. Gordon is a moron, Gordon is a moron.
(This is what she said)
She said "Listen John I love you, but there's this bloke I fancy. I don't want to two-time you, so it's the end for you and me."
"Who's this bloke?" I ask her.
"Gordon", she replied.
"Not that puff?" I said, dismayed.
"Yes, but he's no puff", she cried.
"He's more of a man than you'll ever be."
Here we go, two three four
I was so upset that I cried all the way to the chip shop. When I came out , there was Gordon standing at the bus stop. And guess who was with him?
Yeah, Julie - and they were both laughing at me.
Oh, she is cruel and heartless, to pack me for Gordon. Just 'cos he's better looking than me, just 'cos he's cool and trendy.
But I know hes a moron, Gordon is a moron. Gordon is a moron, Gordon is a moron.
t like that.. 
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