beware.. ebay burglars !

[crackthatoff]

ffs, this is the last straw, someone is taking the michael... couple of friendly beers in the local... wake up bright and breezy for work and hey presto someone has turned on my pc and won me a fruit machine, the same gits on various occations have broke in and won me pen knives, lazer pens and even a crossbow... beware pistonheads the sneeky gits usually operate around 1am saturday mornings....... Where the fkuk am I going to put a fruit machine now (twas a bargain tho £26)

[spikeyhead]

I'm going to design a breathalyser kit for a PC that you have to blow negative on before you can bid on ebay.

I'm sure I'll sell loads.

[missdiane]

oh dear, maybe if you weren't drunk they may not be able to break in

[crackthatoff]

spikeyhead said:

I'm going to design a breathalyser kit for a PC that you have to blow negative on before you can bid on ebay.

I'm sure I'll sell loads.

I'll have 1000 please.... hang on your him arnt you.. why you ... **Hic*** !!!!!

[AndrewTait]

Nightshifts are just as bad! Believe me!

I've bought some St off e-bay when on nights!

[tracer.smart]

Yes the coonts bought me a 1954 Martin Baker ejection seat.

Its sitting in the garage - it has to go

[james_tigerwoods]

I blame my pther personality who takes over when I'm bored/tired/drunk - Chrome boot trim for a Passat anyone?

[uk89camaro]

For that very reason I try not to post on any forum after I have caught a bad dose of "beer fingers".

I'll have a dozen PC breathalyzers.

[Baldinho]

I accidentally bought a scooter on Ebay last week fiddling around with the auction sniper thingy...and I was sober

[Andy Zarse]

They've been to mine in the past too.

One night I'd come back from the pub and went to sleep. I knew I'd been burgled as they'd come in my bedroom, pissed in the wardrobe, hurled my clothes all over the room, vomitted in my bed and stole all the cash out my wallet. Then they went downstairs and made themselves a bacon and egg sandwich, and while it was cooking they hacked into my eBay account and bought me a 1969 Commer van for £300. When I got up that afternoon I discovered the idiots had left the stove hob on all night, the kitchen was as hot as an oven and they could easily have set fire to the house and killed me, the stupid bds.

[gib6933]

i was hit by them yesterday! they ordered me a powerful red laser pointer!(thanks!)
i suppose it will come in useful one day, say when i need to point out where my acre of the moon is that they bought me a couple of years ago

[mulletmark]

For this very reason I have imposed a self ban on logging on after a night out on the pop.

[S4E Jord]

tracer.smart said:

Yes the coonts bought me a 1954 Martin Baker ejection seat.

Its sitting in the garage - it has to go

that sounds awesome! how much?

[VxDuncan]

S4E Jord said:

tracer.smart said:

Yes the coonts bought me a 1954 Martin Baker ejection seat.

Its sitting in the garage - it has to go

that sounds awesome! how much?

Probably not much as it's worthless unless your name is Martin Baker.

[cptsideways]

I'm going to start a line of breath test ebay login devices

[mel]

spikeyhead said:

I'm going to design a breathalyser kit for a PC that you have to blow negative on before you can bid on ebay.

I'm sure I'll sell loads.

Great idea, you could sell them on ebay ........errrrrrr hold on, don't think that one'll get past Dragons Den

[hairykrishna]

bds once won me a fully automatic paintball gun and 2 kilos of toffee.

[mel]

They burgled a mate of mine and won him Jamie Olivers scooter for seven and a half grand! It was only just over 4 new!

[outlaw biker]

I've had the same thing happen to me too. I go out for a night sipping beer and the next day find out some idiot has hacked into my account and won a 1964 enormous Russian divers watch, a 1980's Soviet MIG fighter pilots helmet....and just last week the same toerag hacked into my account and won a canoe for me! I wouldn't mind, I've always fancied a canoe...but I drive a convertible and have no way of picking the thing up!!!!

[SS HSV]

Cracking thread. Anymore?