Pher Dirty Boy Needs our help!
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I have been reliably informed that our esteemed fellow poster Dirty boy is in deep s
t with his Mrs (again).
Last night he received a pass out but forgot to read the small print that said he had to be back and tucked up in beddybies by 10pm.
As a result of this he was told:-
A) Diner is in the dog; and
B) He is in deep st.
Despite turning up in one of the gheyest cars available to purchase I think we should forgive him this and try to come up with some solutions to this problem so that we can convince Mrs DB to let him have another pass out in a few weeks. I am sure he will be willing to grovel a lot and entertain the most depraved acts of contrition we can come up with, except that due to his V-Power habit anything that would cost him more than a tenner is out.
t with his Mrs (again).Last night he received a pass out but forgot to read the small print that said he had to be back and tucked up in beddybies by 10pm.
As a result of this he was told:-
A) Diner is in the dog; and
B) He is in deep s
t.Despite turning up in one of the gheyest cars available to purchase I think we should forgive him this and try to come up with some solutions to this problem so that we can convince Mrs DB to let him have another pass out in a few weeks. I am sure he will be willing to grovel a lot and entertain the most depraved acts of contrition we can come up with, except that due to his V-Power habit anything that would cost him more than a tenner is out.
rude-boy said:
I have been reliably informed that our esteemed fellow poster Dirty boy is in deep st with his Mrs (again).
Last night he received a pass out but forgot to read the small print that said he had to be back and tucked up in beddybies by 10pm.
As a result of this he was told:-
A) Diner is in the dog; and
B) He is in deep st.
Despite turning up in one of the gheyest cars available to purchase I think we should forgive him this and try to come up with some solutions to this problem so that we can convince Mrs DB to let him have another pass out in a few weeks. I am sure he will be willing to grovel a lot and entertain the most depraved acts of contrition we can come up with, except that due to his V-Power habit anything that would cost him more than a tenner is out.
Is he a man or a mouse? My advice; unless there was a particular reason he needed to be back by ten, then he needs to tell her to get stuffed! Anyway, that's what i did when I was married. t with his Mrs (again).Last night he received a pass out but forgot to read the small print that said he had to be back and tucked up in beddybies by 10pm.
As a result of this he was told:-
A) Diner is in the dog; and
B) He is in deep s
t.Despite turning up in one of the gheyest cars available to purchase I think we should forgive him this and try to come up with some solutions to this problem so that we can convince Mrs DB to let him have another pass out in a few weeks. I am sure he will be willing to grovel a lot and entertain the most depraved acts of contrition we can come up with, except that due to his V-Power habit anything that would cost him more than a tenner is out.
If a grown man needs "permission" to have a night out with his pals and is in "deep s
t" if he's late, then one needs to question the whole basis of the relationship. Maybe he should let her feel the furry side of his hand across her face. Back by 10pm? WTF! mickk said:
Any bloke that gets granted a 'pass out' from his missus, does not deserve any help. 
Agreed.He should have returned late, drunk, smelling of perfume, with lipstick on his collar, and slapped her on the backside with the words "you're next, fatty".
What a big girl's blouse.
F*ck that sort of life.Andy Zarse said:
If a grown man needs "permission" to have a night out with his pals and is in "deep st" if he's late, then one needs to question the whole basis of the relationship. Maybe he should let her feel the furry side of his hand across her face. Back by 10pm? WTF!
t" if he's late, then one needs to question the whole basis of the relationship. Maybe he should let her feel the furry side of his hand across her face. Back by 10pm? WTF! Jennifer Hudson said:
I don't like, livin' under your spotlight...
Harry Flashman said:
He should have returned late, drunk, smelling of perfume, with lipstick on his collar, and slapped her on the backside with the words "you're next, fatty".
....then proceeded to bum her ragged and wipe his knob on the curtains afterwards. Before settling down to watch late night Olympic sports coverage whilst sipping a can of stella. I'm still wondering why missus Timmy changed the locks and put my stuff in the garden shed
Harry Flashman said:
mickk said:
Any bloke that gets granted a 'pass out' from his missus, does not deserve any help.
Agreed.He should have returned late, drunk, smelling of perfume, with lipstick on his collar, and slapped her on the backside with the words "you're next, fatty".
What a big girl's blouse.
Like your style.
Timmy35 said:
Harry Flashman said:
He should have returned late, drunk, smelling of perfume, with lipstick on his collar, and slapped her on the backside with the words "you're next, fatty".
....then proceeded to bum her ragged and wipe his knob on the curtains afterwards. Before settling down to watch late night Olympic sports coverage whilst sipping a can of stella. I'm still wondering why missus Timmy changed the locks and put my stuff in the garden shed
ZR1cliff said:
Harry Flashman said:
mickk said:
Any bloke that gets granted a 'pass out' from his missus, does not deserve any help.
Agreed.He should have returned late, drunk, smelling of perfume, with lipstick on his collar, and slapped her on the backside with the words "you're next, fatty".
What a big girl's blouse.
Like your style.
I'm not appreciated. Thet's the problem.
Harry Flashman said:
Timmy35 said:
Harry Flashman said:
He should have returned late, drunk, smelling of perfume, with lipstick on his collar, and slapped her on the backside with the words "you're next, fatty".
....then proceeded to bum her ragged and wipe his knob on the curtains afterwards. Before settling down to watch late night Olympic sports coverage whilst sipping a can of stella. I'm still wondering why missus Timmy changed the locks and put my stuff in the garden shed
shhhsssssh. Her old man and half of Northern Italy are still after me about it
Harry Flashman said:
mickk said:
Any bloke that gets granted a 'pass out' from his missus, does not deserve any help.
Agreed.He should have returned late, drunk, smelling of perfume, with lipstick on his collar, and slapped her on the backside with the words "you're next, fatty".
What a big girl's blouse.
In my house it usually goes something like;
"Right, I'm off down the boozer with the lads"
"Ok, bye. Have fun."
...
"Erm, can I have a lift?"
Or,
<riiing>
"Hello"
"Hello chick, the lads just called and I'm off down the pub"
"Yes, I asked them to call you. They called me first and I'm already in the pub".
"Right, I'm off down the boozer with the lads"
"Ok, bye. Have fun."
...
"Erm, can I have a lift?"
Or,
<riiing>
"Hello"
"Hello chick, the lads just called and I'm off down the pub"
"Yes, I asked them to call you. They called me first and I'm already in the pub".
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