Friday's Caption
Discussion
From: Abu Nidal
To: UK Cells
Sent: Thu Aug 21 16:54:52 2008
Subject: Update
All,
Please find attached photos of the latest rehersal for 'Operation Harry'. Our 17th sucessful run-through! Well done all. The grinning fool looked very different on the way down, I assure you. LOL.
Whilst I am pleased with the progress (Praise be to the prophet) it does stick in my throat that we have rid the infidels of so many of their hated gingers. We never intended to do such service for them. This I guess, is the way of things on the path to righteousness.
We plan to move in the next few weeks - be prepared for activation.
Oh, and don't forget - Summer BBQ next Saturday, all welcome. Bring a bottle and you die.
regards,
A.N.
To: UK Cells
Sent: Thu Aug 21 16:54:52 2008
Subject: Update
All,
Please find attached photos of the latest rehersal for 'Operation Harry'. Our 17th sucessful run-through! Well done all. The grinning fool looked very different on the way down, I assure you. LOL.
Whilst I am pleased with the progress (Praise be to the prophet) it does stick in my throat that we have rid the infidels of so many of their hated gingers. We never intended to do such service for them. This I guess, is the way of things on the path to righteousness.
We plan to move in the next few weeks - be prepared for activation.
Oh, and don't forget - Summer BBQ next Saturday, all welcome. Bring a bottle and you die.
regards,
A.N.
A few:
1) As if been ginger was unlucky enough, Ginger Tim had failed to noticed he'd forgotten to attach his parachute....Funeral this friday, close friends and family only...
2) Ginger People, KNOW YOUR LIMITS!
3) As the 'kneely down man' tampered with the release cord, the ginger man looked forward to his sky dive, sadly the chute failed to open 'oh dear'! - For Sale: Parachute, used once, never opened, small stain!
1) As if been ginger was unlucky enough, Ginger Tim had failed to noticed he'd forgotten to attach his parachute....Funeral this friday, close friends and family only...
2) Ginger People, KNOW YOUR LIMITS!
3) As the 'kneely down man' tampered with the release cord, the ginger man looked forward to his sky dive, sadly the chute failed to open 'oh dear'! - For Sale: Parachute, used once, never opened, small stain!
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