Hi i'm New...

[Etm85_uk]

Hi everyone, im new to PistionHeads, I thought I would give this forum thing ago. It's not a simple as everyone makes out... there is so much to read. I can understand why no-body gets any work done now!!!

My Boyfriend is always talking about funny things he has seen on here, to be honest I thought he was a bit of a loser, but looking around you lot are quite funny.

I work in the Automotive Trade so I thought it would benefit my career if I registered. That's my excuse anyway!!!

Emma x.x.x

[SpydieNut]

welcome aboard

joining on a friday - you're brave

[RobJShe]

Welcome to PH Emma. Enjoy the ride.

BTW who`s your other half on here?

[NickFRP]

Any pics?

[bigmanteebs]

mmmmmm a girl.....

[FiveStar]

hi welcome

who do you work for?

[Shaw Tarse]

your OH did tell you to post pics didn't he?

[97octane]

Dump him
Show us the pics
Do you oXo?

In before the hoards of bored PHers getting wood from the idea of a "woman" who likes cars

[carter711]

I can't help but think this is an existing PH member who has logged on as a girl to get attention, i could be wrong.

[lottie]

Welcome! Watch out for the sarcasm and quick wit!! Hope you've got broad shoulders!!LOL.

[Silent1]

As you'll see, above you are some of the resident window lickers.
When approached by a girl all they can do is wank themselves into a coma whilst imagining you look like Kerry Katona.

[Penny-lope]

bigmanteebs said:

mmmmmm a girl.....

Yes, there is actually a few of us on here, believe it or not

Oh and seemed rude not to say Hello

Edited by Penny-lope on Friday 22 August 16:45

[absolutely]

Hello, welcome to PH but be careful there are alot of perverts and sex pests on the forum, I hope your OH might have warned you about them.

[lawrence567]

Silent1 said:

As you'll see, above you are some of the resident window lickers.
When approached by a girl all they can do is wank themselves into a coma whilst imagining you look like Kerry Katona.

Talking from your own personal experience?

[97octane]

Silent1 said:

As you'll see, above you are some of the resident window lickers.
When approached by a girl all they can do is wank themselves into a coma whilst imagining you look like Kerry Katona.

Instant floppage

[sambaman]

mmmmmmmmmmmmmm i agree a chick......lol

bigmanteebs said:

mmmmmm a girl.....

[L4URA]

Welcome, what part of the trade are you in?

[LukeBird]

Welcome!

[TonyHetherington]

Silent1 said:

As you'll see, above you are some of the resident window lickers.
When approached by a girl all they can do is wank themselves into a coma whilst imagining you look like Kerry Katona.

[chris_w666]

Silent1 said:

When approached by a girl all they can do is wank themselves into a coma whilst imagining you look like Kerry Katona.

Don't all girls look like Kerry Katona?

I thought that was the point of those Iceland adverts.

ETA:

Edited by chris_w666 on Friday 22 August 16:48