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Paul 2000

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1,080 posts

298 months

Saturday 23rd August 2008
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...I'm not talking about cats or dogs, but what really winds you up.

Here's one: Rock Stars that think they're politicians - Bono springs to mind. Wish he'd stick to making mediocre records rather than schmoozing with the Pope, world leaders, Nelson Mandela, et al.

Shaw Tarse

31,901 posts

234 months

Saturday 23rd August 2008
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Was it Bono who killed people by clicking his fingers?

Blib

48,292 posts

228 months

Saturday 23rd August 2008
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Shaw Tarse said:
Was it Bono who killed people by clicking his fingers?
rofl

Indeed it was! The evil little toe rag.

Howitzer

2,865 posts

247 months

Saturday 23rd August 2008
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People who drop litter, BURN THEM!

Being on the phone to someone and they get distracted, start talking to someone else, or horror of horrors answer their mobile while speaking to me, brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr hang up time.

Dave!

grumbledoak

32,571 posts

264 months

Saturday 23rd August 2008
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'Sir' Bloody Geldof? And his kids.
Steve Jobs?
Jimmy Carr?
Lilly Allen?

And, yes, 'Bonio' has a real talent for getting right up your nose.

odyssey2200

18,650 posts

240 months

Saturday 23rd August 2008
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Alan Carr
Amy Whinehouse

Bloody do gooders

Fort Jefferson

8,237 posts

253 months

Saturday 23rd August 2008
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People who bang on about the 335d.

dirkgently

2,160 posts

262 months

Saturday 23rd August 2008
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"team GB"

Yuxi

650 posts

220 months

Saturday 23rd August 2008
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"Team East" used by local BBC TV for any Olyimpic achieventment by anybody from Norfolk, Suffolk, Essex, Bedfordshire, Lincolnshire, etc.etc. really annoying.......

Paul 2000

Original Poster:

1,080 posts

298 months

Saturday 23rd August 2008
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Gazboy said:
Noisy eaters
...and people that eat and talk at the same time, showing you the masticated contents of their slobbering gob whilst spraying chunks of what they're eating onto whoever is unfortunate enough to be on the same table.

Shaw Tarse

31,901 posts

234 months

Saturday 23rd August 2008
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Gazboy said:
People who stop/talk in doorways.
yes how can 3 biddies with shopping trolleys block an entire entrance/exit?
& if you try to get past they will take your ankle out!

andrew_huxtable

936 posts

219 months

Saturday 23rd August 2008
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Gazboy said:
Noisy eaters
People who forget stuff at the checkout and fk off for 10 minutes.
Awkward spiteful sts who just want to be a thorn in the sides of others.
Ditherers & slow walkers.
People who stop/talk in doorways.
People who have a severe lack of consideration for others.
agree with all of those,

would like to add

old people who know what time the bus is but still push themselves into the bus stop to see the time table then skip the q when the bus arrives!!
old people that dont thank you when you hold a door open for them and then question whats happenin to the respect in this country
OLD PEOPLE who think its ok to ask you to go to the shop and get them a bottle of juice(this happened to me and i didnt know the old codger from adam)
OLD PEOPLE, OLD PEOPLE, OLD PEOPLE
wrs who get a set when they have a couple of drinks in them
Stuck up cows who base their success on their partners

fathomfive

11,252 posts

221 months

Saturday 23rd August 2008
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Paul 2000 said:
...I'm not talking about cats or dogs, but what really winds you up.

Here's one: Rock Stars that think they're politicians - Bono springs to mind. Wish he'd stick to making mediocre records rather than schmoozing with the Pope, world leaders, Nelson Mandela, et al.
Yeah, Chris Martin gets my goat in particular, but anyone famous who normally wouldn't be given the time of day for their opinion on anything, yet because they've made a bit of money / film / song / book, are treated like they are font of all knowledge on the world / politics / environment / etc etc etc.

Viz had a fantastic mickey-take on the green front a couple of issues back. It had a picture of Bono and in the speech bubble it read "Hi, I'm Bono. I'm as green as a frogs c*ck"

Made me laugh out loud.

Rollin

6,338 posts

276 months

Saturday 23rd August 2008
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People who swear when there is no need. s

fathomfive

11,252 posts

221 months

Saturday 23rd August 2008
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People who don't acknowledge you if you've let them out at a junction etc.

Oh, and people who don't fcensoreding swear enough. wink

Simpo Two

93,026 posts

296 months

Saturday 23rd August 2008
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People who use strimmers and jetwashers at 9.00am on a weekend morning when they could use shears or a brush more quickly, quietly and without using electricity.


ETA As for old people, well take it easy because you'll (probably) be one yourself eventually.

Edited by Simpo Two on Saturday 23 August 18:42

Darkslider

3,084 posts

220 months

Saturday 23rd August 2008
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I fking hate old people too, they should all be shot at birth.

andrew_huxtable

936 posts

219 months

Saturday 23rd August 2008
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Simpo Two said:
People who use strimmers and jetwashers at 9.00am on a weekend morning when they could use shears or a brush more quickly, quietly and without using electricity.


ETA As for old people, well take it easy because you'll (probably) be one yourself eventually.

Edited by Simpo Two on Saturday 23 August 18:42
yeah hopefully i will be, and dont get me wrong i will use the tactics they use just now for gettin on to buses, moaning, creating conversations, getting juice delivered to them, but just now seeing i`m young they do my moobs in

Simpo Two

93,026 posts

296 months

Saturday 23rd August 2008
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andrew_huxtable said:
but just now seeing i`m young they do my moobs in
Your whats??

andrew_huxtable

936 posts

219 months

Saturday 23rd August 2008
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Simpo Two said:
andrew_huxtable said:
but just now seeing i`m young they do my moobs in
Your whats??
manboobs