English language question (exam)
English language question (exam)
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leggly

Original Poster:

1,850 posts

242 months

Sunday 24th August 2008
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Why?

Muze ST

279 posts

222 months

Sunday 24th August 2008
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Why live, you die in the end?

Hollywood Wheels

3,689 posts

261 months

Sunday 24th August 2008
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yes BMW 335d (mapped)

leggly

Original Poster:

1,850 posts

242 months

Sunday 24th August 2008
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Muze ST said:
Why live, you die in the end?
why isn't there a best before date on the birth certificate?

benjdr

189 posts

233 months

leggly

Original Poster:

1,850 posts

242 months

Sunday 24th August 2008
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It was a real question in an exam, not a request for directions you silly person.

Was that abusive enough?

Muze ST

279 posts

222 months

Sunday 24th August 2008
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leggly said:
Muze ST said:
Why live, you die in the end?
why isn't there a best before date on the birth certificate?
Because the NHS can't afford to work that out.

TPAC

3,358 posts

222 months

Sunday 24th August 2008
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You mean exam standards have plummeted so much you have to make up the questions as well as the answers nowadays?

leggly

Original Poster:

1,850 posts

242 months

Sunday 24th August 2008
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Muze ST said:
leggly said:
Muze ST said:
Why live, you die in the end?
why isn't there a best before date on the birth certificate?
Because the NHS can't afford to work that out.
thanks, that's one mystery cleared up.

leggly

Original Poster:

1,850 posts

242 months

Sunday 24th August 2008
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TPAC said:
You mean exam standards have plummeted so much you have to make up the questions as well as the answers nowadays?
Oh yes, one chap answered "why not" and passed.

Muze ST

279 posts

222 months

Sunday 24th August 2008
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leggly said:
Muze ST said:
leggly said:
Muze ST said:
Why live, you die in the end?
why isn't there a best before date on the birth certificate?
Because the NHS can't afford to work that out.
thanks, that's one mystery cleared up.
Heres a question,

Why have a english exam where you have to talk about a poem or whatever, aslong as you can read and write would that not pass you for english.

leggly

Original Poster:

1,850 posts

242 months

Sunday 24th August 2008
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Muze ST said:
leggly said:
Muze ST said:
leggly said:
Muze ST said:
Why live, you die in the end?
why isn't there a best before date on the birth certificate?
Because the NHS can't afford to work that out.
thanks, that's one mystery cleared up.
Heres a question,

Why have a english exam where you have to talk about a poem or whatever, aslong as you can read and write would that not pass you for english.
ARR, YOO DO BE ROIGHT

Pigeon

18,535 posts

277 months

Sunday 24th August 2008
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leggly said:
Why?
Because.

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

286 months

Sunday 24th August 2008
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leggly said:
Why?
Why not..?

Jasandjules

72,673 posts

260 months

Sunday 24th August 2008
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Why what?

fathomfive

11,252 posts

221 months

Sunday 24th August 2008
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why zed?

Corpulent Tosser

5,468 posts

276 months

Sunday 24th August 2008
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M.C.A. ?

simonrockman

7,128 posts

286 months

Sunday 24th August 2008
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That's a gift of a question. It shouldn't be hard to adapt the prepared story you have in you head to fit the question.

"Why?" I kept asking myself.. "Why did I open the envelope..."

pedantlewis

288 posts

228 months

Sunday 24th August 2008
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It's an urban legend that's been doing the rounds at least since I took my GCSEs ten years ago.