A new olymic record???

[spikeyhead]

I sneezed this morning, which normally isn't worthy of note, however this morning circumstances contrived to leave me feeling I've got a new world record.

Managed to project porridge through my nose and left it splattered on the wall 2.2m away. I was having breakfast in bed with the wench, it was her bed and her wall so she's not as happy as normal.

Anyone sneezed further?

[Glocko]

You're a long way away matey!!
http://www.phespirit.info/derekandclive/ad_nauseam...

[Fort Jefferson]

I'm trying to think what shape your nose must be, to hit a wall in front of you.

[robinhood21]

Porridge hurling mighty impressive that you found a tape-measure and measured the hurlidge!

[grumbledoak]

Nah! You have to involuntarily throw yourself a full 360 (i.e. back on to your feet) to make the final...

And, how, exactly, did you hit the/a/any wall from a supine position?