Plot to Kill Gordon Brown Uncovered?

[Hedders]

Did I hear right this morning that someone has been arrested for planning to Kill Gordon?

I do wish we could stop wasting police resources on this kind of thing and get back to policing the roads, get those speed cams back out please :P

[HRG]

fk me, the thought police have tapped into my dreams now

[Adenauer]

Why the hell would they want to uncover something like that?

[Davi]

Adenauer said:

Why the hell would they want to uncover something like that?

I would imagine it would be rather difficult to find someone who doesn't want to see the fat boss eyed removed from the gene pool.

[CrashTD]

News Website said:

Intelligence officers have said they believe no specific plot to kill Brown is in motion, but there have been threats on extremist websites.

Nice bit of scaremongering there.


Gordon Brown picks his nose and eats it.
http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2008/gordon-bro...

Edited by CrashTD on Tuesday 26th August 11:06

[fatboy b]

Hedders said:

Did I hear right this morning that someone has been arrested for planning to Kill Gordon?

I do wish we could stop wasting police resources on this kind of thing and get back to policing the roads, get those speed cams back out please :P

Just highlights the incompetance in the UK police force these days.

[Monki]

CrashTD said:

News Website said:

Intelligence officers have said they believe no specific plot to kill Brown is in motion, but there have been threats on extremist websites.

Wouldn't call Pistonheads extremist

[trimbo]

Will take the police a while to get through the 56 million suspects.

[Mon Ami Mate]

The work of idiots. There is no need to kill Gordon Brown. He's busy publicly committing suicide, and taking his motley bunch of buffons and imbeciles with him. Much as I hate the economic fallout I have to say I'm rather enjoying watching it all happen.

[Simpo Two]

Or take the long view and make him fix the damage he's caused over the last 10 years. He's very cunning so I'm sure he'll think of a way to get back all the billions of pounds, and the gold, and the pension funds, and get the population down... eventually.

[MZ]

I reckon anyone who succeeded in killing Brown (or Blair for that matter) would be regarded as a national hero!

(oh and if you are from MI5 and reading this, how about finding something useful to do instead)

Edited by MZ on Tuesday 26th August 11:42

[JulianHJ]

I desparately want Gordo to live. At least until he's properly FUBAR'd New Labia's chances for the next election or two, then he can off and die a horrible death.

[Graham]

Hang on do you think this is a secret Labour Plot to stay in power?

They bump gordo off, using some imaginary extremist group and then either


a) Put the country in a state of emergency for the next 20 years, and stay in power as elections to risky a target ...

or

B) Hope to go for the pity vote at the next election... poor lambs leader got topped, give them another chance?


my moneys on miliband with the smoking gun ...

[Simpo Two]

Graham said:

my moneys on miliband with the smoking gun ...

He doesn't look strong enough to lift a gun.

[Apache]

I'm moderately surprised they've only uncovered one

[Fezant Pluckah]

Timely that it's uncovered the same day as one to assassinate Barak Obama isn't it? ]

Do they really think we're that stupuid?

[Einion Yrth]

Fezant Pluckah said:

Do they really think we're that stupuid?

Yes they do, and sadly many of us are.

[Fezant Pluckah]

Einion Yrth said:

Fezant Pluckah said:

Do they really think we're that stupuid?

Yes they do, and sadly many of us are.

I'm not

[Hedders]

CrashTD said:

News Website said:

Intelligence officers have said they believe no specific plot to kill Brown is in motion, but there have been threats on extremist websites.

Nice bit of scaremongering there.


Gordon Brown picks his nose and eats it.
http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2008/gordon-bro...

That link no longer works, but the video it does link to is really nice!

[215cu]

Plot to kill Gordon Brown.

Police have narrowed it down to 40 million suspects.