The lesbians are getting on their high horse again!

[The Ben]

http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/Politics/Lap-Danc...

said:

Women's rights groups called on the Government to classify lap dancing clubs as "sex encounter establishments"

Does it really matter, women want to do it, men want to see it!!!

Is it just another reason for people to interfere when there is no need??? OInly adults can go in them. They are generally clearly signed as to what is going on in them, (if anything, There should be tourism sign around towns telling you were they are, but thats another topic) so if you dont like them, dont go in! IS not like your having sex in them, so how can you be encoutering it! (the ones that do offer those services, are a different kind of place)

[james_tigerwoods]

You can't call them lesbians - they're women in comfortable shoes....

[mybrainhurts]

Lesbians on high horses...?

Blimey, that'll be some show...

[grumbledoak]

It isn't likely to be the lesbians, really. More likely a case of 'the ugly ones' trying to ban any prettier competition.

[Swilly]

Sex Encounter Establishments....... thats not accurate in the slightest.

Lap dancing club is the last place you are going to encounter sex !!

[captainzep]

Its not necessarily lesbians is it though? I mean they're a liberated and filthy lot too when the mood takes them. They have lapdance bars and stuff I shouldn't wonder.

[TonyHetherington]

So the acronym will be that you are going for a "SEE"?

How apt

[The Ben]

grumbledoak said:

It isn't likely to be the lesbians, really. More likely a case of 'the ugly ones' trying to ban any prettier competition.

Fair ones, but even the ugly ones must have had a go with a diesel dyke!

[rude-boy]

james_tigerwoods said:

You can't call them lesbians - they're women in comfortable shoes....

Ah sod it, make them have a licker licence i say.

[The Ben]

captainzep said:

Its not necessarily lesbians is it though? I mean they're a liberated and filthy lot too when the mood takes them. They have lapdance bars and stuff I shouldn't wonder.

Ahh true, Must be the Fugly (f'ing ugly)ones then!

[V8S]

I can kind of understand the thinking in trying to give councils a say in what pops up in middle English towns; same as casinos. Lap dancing is a sexual thrill rather than a sexual encounter. I suppose people just want the chance to have a say in whether a club can open that may attract a number of seedier men and women into their cosy Hamptonvillingborough town.

[gazza_3]

The Ben said:

grumbledoak said:

It isn't likely to be the lesbians, really. More likely a case of 'the ugly ones' trying to ban any prettier competition.

Fair ones, but even the ugly ones must have had a go with a diesel dyke!

fking Dykes

[Munter]

The Ben said:

captainzep said:

Its not necessarily lesbians is it though? I mean they're a liberated and filthy lot too when the mood takes them. They have lapdance bars and stuff I shouldn't wonder.

Ahh true, Must be the Fugly (f'ing ugly)ones then!

That and the Munters..... ah feck.

[spikeyhead]

I've been to lap dancing clubs a few times with lesbians. They had as much fun as I did and I think the employees prefer dancing for other women more than men.

Blame the females that no bloke wants to shag for this.

[pdV6]

[captainzep]

The Ben said:

captainzep said:

Its not necessarily lesbians is it though? I mean they're a liberated and filthy lot too when the mood takes them. They have lapdance bars and stuff I shouldn't wonder.

Ahh true, Must be the Fugly (f'ing ugly)ones then!

I've now done 'research' and this proves my earlier assertion.

Possibly NSFWish, depending on the vehemence of your IT/HR nazis.

http://boards.gingerbeer.co.uk/index.php?PHPSESSID...

[GTWayne]

V8S said:

...seedier men and women...

So that would be the view taken by the stuffier/Dickensian men and women then

[V8S]

spikeyhead said:

I've been to lap dancing clubs a few times with lesbians. They had as much fun as I did and I think the employees prefer dancing for other women more than men.

Strange, but then not so strange, if you consider a male stripper preferring to strip for blokes rather than women. Just doesn't work as an idea at all.

[The Ben]

You never see the fit ones protesting about st like this. And no love, your protests are wasted, noone see's the ugly ones are a sex object... no point in complaining!

[V8S]

GTWayne said:

V8S said:

...seedier men and women...

So that would be the view taken by the stuffier/Dickensian men and women then

Middle England is still populated by Mrs Bucket/Bouquet to a great extent, though there has been a fall in lavender products and floral wallpaper.

I don't mind the thought of lap dancing clubs but there are some places which would seem a little out of place and others not. Giving councils the choice to block applications for wholly unsuitable sites may be a good thing.