What's the worst joke you have ever heard?????
What's the worst joke you have ever heard?????
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Rupert Da Fridge

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899 posts

222 months

Tuesday 26th August 2008
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Q: What have Gareth gates and Harold Shipman got in common?








A: Neither of them can finish a sentence.

mikechandler

1,998 posts

233 months

Tuesday 26th August 2008
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Rupert Da Fridge said:
Q: What have Gareth gates and Harold Shipman got in common?








A: Neither of them can finish a sentence.
That made me chuckle... Several years ago

Rupert Da Fridge

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899 posts

222 months

Tuesday 26th August 2008
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Ok then ..............


Two necrophiliacs are at work in the morgue. One of them turns to the other and says, "You should have seen this woman they brought in last week. They pulled her out of the water after she'd been there for three weeks. Man, I'm tellin' you, her clit was just like a pickle."

"What," the other asks, "green?".

"No," says the first, " a bit sour."

Geronimo

626 posts

223 months

Tuesday 26th August 2008
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Rupert Da Fridge said:
Ok then ..............


Two necrophiliacs are at work in the morgue. One of them turns to the other and says, "You should have seen this woman they brought in last week. They pulled her out of the water after she'd been there for three weeks. Man, I'm tellin' you, her clit was just like a pickle."

"What," the other asks, "green?".

"No," says the first, " a bit sour."
Hahaha

The Paralympics is due to start soon; so take care not to offend any disabled people nearby...by referring to it as 'The Real Robot Wars'

tim2100

6,288 posts

288 months

Tuesday 26th August 2008
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If you must.. My Dad sent me this earlier

Have you tried the Korean meatballs from Aldi?





They’re the dogs bks

Kinky

39,944 posts

300 months

Tuesday 26th August 2008
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All jokes in the Sean Connery thread please - good and bad.
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