This must be the stupidest chain email ever.
This must be the stupidest chain email ever.
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chris_w666

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22,655 posts

230 months

Wednesday 27th August 2008
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This was on the 9:00 o'clock news the other night and this works

THIS TOOK TWO PAGES OF THE TUESDAY USA TODAY - IT IS FOR REAL

PLEEEEEEASE READ!!!! it was on the news!

This thing is for real. Rest assured AOL and Intel will follow through with their promises for fear of facing a multimillion-dollar class action suit similar to the one filed by PepsiCo against General Electric not too long ago.

Dear Friends; Please do not take this for a junk letter. Bill Gates sharing his fortune. If you ignore this, You will repent later. Microsoft and AOL are now the largest Internet companies and in an effort to make sure that Internet Explorer remains the most widely used program, Microsoft and AOL are running an e-mail beta test.

When you forward this e-mail to friends, Microsoft can and will track it (If you are a Microsoft Windows user)? For a two weeks time period.

For every person that you forward this e-mail to, Microsoft will pay you $245.00 For every person that you sent it to that forwards it on, Microsoft will pay you $243.00 and ! for every third person that receives it, You will be paid $241.00. Within two weeks, Microsoft will contact you for your address and then send you a check.

Regards

Charles S Bailey General Manager Field Operations
1-800-842-2332 Ext. 1085 or 904-1085 or RNX
292-1085

I thought this was a scam myself, But two weeks after receiving this e-mail and forwarding it on. Microsoft contacted me for my address and within days, I receive a check for $24, 800.00. You need to respond before the beta testing is over. If anyone can afford this, Bill gates is the man.

It's all marketing expense to him. Please forward this to as many people as possible. You are bound to get at least $10, 000.00. We're not going to help them out with their e-mail beta test without getting a little something for our time. My brother's girlfriend got in on this a few months ago. When I went to visit him for the Baylor /UT game. She showed me her check. It was for the sum of $4, 324.44 and was stamped 'Paid in full'

Like I said before, I know the law, and this is for real.

Intel and AOL are now discussing a merger which would make them the largest Internet company and in an effort make sure that AOL remains the most widely used program, Intel and AOL are running an e-mail beta test.

When you forward this e-mail to friends, Intel can and will track it ( if you are a Microsoft Windows user) for a two week time period.

Try it; What have you got to lose!

Neil_H

15,418 posts

282 months

Wednesday 27th August 2008
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Stupid and old.

I don't understand what kind of idiots make these mails, or why? How much of a sad fk must you be to concoct some ridiculous story just to see how many people read it.

(Copy and paste this onto 5 other forums if you agree, and I will send you £5)

jamesgrrr

3,781 posts

252 months

Wednesday 27th August 2008
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No, it does work, my sister's mother told me about it and I did it and hey presto - a cheque appeared 2 weeks later for £24,769!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

All I had to do was send my bank account and sort code details to this friendly nigerian man and then i had to advance them £5000, as they were sending me a cheque that was £5000 more than I won.

I'm just waiting now for it to clear and i'll be ric- wait, i've been scammed.

grumbledoak

32,571 posts

264 months

Wednesday 27th August 2008
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What a crock! Yes, you can track an email, quite easily if it is HTML and the reader isn't savvy. But there is no need to pay people to forward it! How do you think your Spam folder gets so full?

Has the World's richest businessman really decided to piss it all away? rofl

SS HSV

9,646 posts

289 months

Wednesday 27th August 2008
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jamesgrrr said:
No, it does work, my sister's mother told me about it and I did it and hey presto - a cheque appeared 2 weeks later for £24,769!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

All I had to do was send my bank account and sort code details to this friendly nigerian man and then i had to advance them £5000, as they were sending me a cheque that was £5000 more than I won.

I'm just waiting now for it to clear and i'll be ric- wait, i've been scammed.
laugh

Surprised at the gullibility of the OP if he thinks it's real. Try drinking some coffee

chris_w666

Original Poster:

22,655 posts

230 months

Wednesday 27th August 2008
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I don't believe it is real but judging by the amount of forwards it has had a few people did.

I just don't understand who thinks crap like this is real, If it was surely people would have realised the media would be all over it.

A8VIP

10,862 posts

227 months

Wednesday 27th August 2008
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Jesus, this one is older than the internet!

Swilly

9,699 posts

305 months

Wednesday 27th August 2008
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Its not actually a scam or a chain mail. It is real. I did this in June and i did to my suprise get the address request and then in mid-july i got a cheque for £1215... which cashed. And that was that. So if it is a scam i dont think it quite worked.



















.....hehe sorry couldnt keep a straight face rofl

Mr E

23,089 posts

290 months

Wednesday 27th August 2008
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A8VIP said:
Jesus, this one is older than the internet!
Repeat these smoke signals to at least 5 other people....

scruffy

1,244 posts

297 months

Wednesday 27th August 2008
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the internet said:
For every person that you forward this e-mail to, Microsoft will pay you $245.00
My brother's girlfriend got in on this a few months ago. She showed me her check. It was for the sum of $4, 324.44 and was stamped 'wr'
Stupid fkpig, hmmm, let me do the maaath...

ok, she would've eventually had to post it to 0.76 of a recipient -:yawn:

edited 'cause I'm stupid..

Edited by scruffy on Wednesday 27th August 15:43

Scraggles

7,619 posts

255 months

Wednesday 27th August 2008
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looks like the OP has won the muppet of the month award

got this from my sister about 2 or 3 years back, emailed her back with the email on some hoax site

madrob6

3,594 posts

251 months

Wednesday 27th August 2008
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I haven't received any silly chain mail for years. People used to send all sorts of crap like this to me until I sent a nice offensive reply to each one and they all stopped.

Now set up a false email like microsoftpayment@gmail.com and email whoever sent that crap to you and ask for their bank details, they seem gullible enough to fall for it wink

Andy Zarse

10,870 posts

278 months

Wednesday 27th August 2008
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chris_w666 said:
This was on the 9:00 o'clock news the other night and this works

THIS TOOK TWO PAGES OF THE TUESDAY USA TODAY - IT IS FOR REAL

PLEEEEEEASE READ!!!! it was on the news!

BLAH BLAH BLAH
There's one born every minute...FFS rolleyes

If it's in USA Today it's bound to be rubbish anyway, a desperate rag.

http://www.usatoday.com/money/default.htm