Man 'killed again' during crime re-enactment

[TPAC]

'borrowed' from NewsBiscuit (check NesBiscuit out. quite funny)
A Cambs man was killed yesterday during the re-enactment of an identical murder that occurred on exactly the same spot just one month before.

Chris Noakes, 34, of Impington, Cambridgeshire, was standing in for murder victim Dennis Rooden, who was viciously bludgeoned to death with a blunt instrument four weeks ago. The latest incident occurred when a police officer, standing in for the unknown assailant, emerged from behind a bus shelter and battered Noakes to the floor in what is believed to be a near identical attack, killing him instantly. 'This is a truly shocking development,' said Cambridgeshire Chief Inspector Colin Lewis. 'We now have a second victim and are still no closer to identifying the murderer.'

Police are appealing for witnesses, and are planning to stage a re-enactment of the latest attack.

[Sciroccology]

Accelebrate said:

TPAC said:

Police are appealing for witnesses, and are planning to stage a re-enactment of the latest attack.

I can see a problem arising there...






RIP though.

Whoooooosh!

[OllieBirmingham]

Am I missing the punchline?

[bigTee]

[308mate]

Sciroccology said:

Accelebrate said:

TPAC said:

Police are appealing for witnesses, and are planning to stage a re-enactment of the latest attack.

I can see a problem arising there...






RIP though.

Whoooooosh!

And a quote for safe keeping

[A8VIP]

Very much so...

[I.T.B]

Aww he's deleted it

[grumbledoak]

Gotta be

[Puff Puff]

This is a GCSE question: How long would it be before all the men in Cambridgeshire were bludgeoned to death?

[Neil_H]

TPAC said:

The latest incident occurred when a police officer, standing in for the unknown assailant, emerged from behind a bus shelter and battered Noakes to the floor in what is believed to be a near identical attack, killing him instantly.

[Simpo Two]

At least now they can arrest a man...

Very odd.

[Jasandjules]

Was that lifted from Viz?

[TPAC]

Jasandjules said:

Was that lifted from Viz?

NewsBiscuit. Its a web site I happened across, where people post some of their own creative writing of faux headlines. Google it.

[Simpo Two]

TPAC said:

Its a web site I happened across, where people post some of their own creative writing of faux headlines. Google it.

So it's all bks then?

[TPAC]

Simpo Two said:

TPAC said:

Its a web site I happened across, where people post some of their own creative writing of faux headlines. Google it.

So it's all bks then?

Well, thats one word for it. Satire I think, is the other. Why, did you believe it?

[Neil_H]

Simpo Two said:

TPAC said:

Its a web site I happened across, where people post some of their own creative writing of faux headlines. Google it.

So it's all bks then?

This thread is all a bit confusing for some isn't it?

[Flip Martian]

I didn't believe it - just can't see why its funny!

[Simpo Two]

TPAC said:

Well, thats one word for it. Satire I think, is the other. Why, did you believe it?

I love satire, Sniffpetrol, TVgohome etc. But the way it was posted made it look like it was a real news item. Maybe I'm just having a serious day, dunno...

[TPAC]

Simpo Two said:

TPAC said:

Well, thats one word for it. Satire I think, is the other. Why, did you believe it?

I love satire, Sniffpetrol, TVgohome etc. But the way it was posted made it look like it was a real news item. Maybe I'm just having a serious day, dunno...

[Puff Puff]

Simpo Two said:

TPAC said:

Well, thats one word for it. Satire I think, is the other. Why, did you believe it?

I love satire, Sniffpetrol, TVgohome etc. But the way it was posted made it look like it was a real news item. Maybe I'm just having a serious day, dunno...

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