Best comments of the Olympics

[ln1234]

The top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators:


1. Weightlifting commentator: 'This is Gregorieva from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing.'


2. Dressage commentator: 'This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother.'


3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: 'I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.'


4. Boxing Analyst: 'Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious.'


5. Softball announcer: 'If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again.'


6. Basketball analyst: 'He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces.'


7. At the rowing medal ceremony: 'Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew.'


8. Soccer commentator: 'Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field.'


9. Tennis commentator: 'One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh my God, what have I just said?

[sparks87]

ln1234 said:

The top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators:


1. Weightlifting commentator: 'This is Gregorieva from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing.'


2. Dressage commentator: 'This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother.'


3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: 'I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.'


4. Boxing Analyst: 'Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious.'


5. Softball announcer: 'If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again.'


6. Basketball analyst: 'He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces.'


7. At the rowing medal ceremony: 'Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew.'


8. Soccer commentator: 'Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field.'


9. Tennis commentator: 'One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh my God, what have I just said?

Very good

[Alex97]

I heard an NBC reporter refer to that Phelps chap (swimmer) as the "winning-est athlete of all time".

[Zad]

Don't let facts get in the way of a good story

[brum]

I belive that these were the best comments of the original olympics.

[ln1234]

brum said:

I belive that these were the best comments of the original olympics.

The ones held in 1870?

[GKP]

I prefer:

10. And so, the Games come to an end.

[FourWheelDrift]

They are as old as the hills, well when I say hills I mean the things that were there before the hills. Well when I say the things that were there before the hills I mean the bits of debris from the big bang that would make up the things that were there before the hills. And I think Julian Dicks dates it to about 1564.



Although I did hear this at this years games, a commentator on a high bar gymnast performing a very difficult routine and dismount "give that man a biscuit!"

[fleetelise]

julian dicks at the Beijing olympics?????????????????????

Edited by fleetelise on Thursday 28th August 18:02

[brum]

ln1234 said:

brum said:

I belive that these were the best comments of the original olympics.

The ones held in 1870?

Yes - and every one since

[Sprouts]

"..did you notice how Nadia's nipples stood out ? Absolute perfection !"