Friday Caption

[Silverbullet767]

[Nicholas Blair]

"This is how you unravel a flag" Mr Johnson

[bob1179]

Boris Johnson forcefully sectioned by the Brotherhood of Muslim Psychiatrists .

[RemaL]

just add curry sauce and your done

[SirTainly]

Boris: "Do you have it in blue?"

[_Batty_]

tories new suicide bomber gets ready for brown...

[Silverbullet767]

_Batty_ said:

tories new suicide bomber gets ready for brown...

A bit risky, but I like it....

I'll have a go



Does my bomb look big in this.....

[Justayellowbadge]

Boundandboris

[PJ S]

RemaL said:

just add curry sauce and your done

Your what's done?
Oh, you mean you're!

[PJ S]

And then I said, "Where the French see a table as an opportunity for eating, we English.....British see a table as an opportunity to play wiff waff."
Oh how they laughed!

[JDH1]

Boris couldn't help thinking that the people at Asian Fancy Dress Hire were taking the piss.

[snorkel sucker]

"...and if they ever tried to introduce congestion charges in OUR country, this is what we would do to them..."

[evenflow]

Come now, Mr Johnson, time for your medicine. Guards, the strait jacket!

[bazking69]

"Bring out the gimp"

[XJSJohn]

Silverbullet767 said:

But how will one play wiff waff after dinner in this jacket?

[lazyitus]

Boris mistakes an 'm' for an 'n' and orders some Muslin clothes by accident

Edited by lazyitus on Friday 29th August 10:56

[AndyAudi]

Silverbullet767 said:

Onlookers watched all the confusion, knowing that Boris had a hand in it somewhere, and that he wasn't going to get out of this one in a hurry!

[NDA]

And then we stone you.

[broadside]

"Let me get this right.....so once I'm inside the White house I push this little button here."

[Simpo Two]

Damn foreign stuff - did we really conquer India just to put up with this?