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Si 330

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1,306 posts

240 months

Friday 29th August 2008
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The wife and I are going to a concert tonight which we had a couple of spare tickets for. So the invite goes out to my brother in-law, do you and a lady want to come.
He phones the wife back yeah great I'll bring Sophie his ex is that OK, of course it is.
Now Sophie and him split up a couple of years ago she is a newly qualified school teacher pretty fit, bubbly, all round nice girl but to help pay her way through uni she worked as an escort before she went out with the brother in law. Brother in law doesn't know I know about her past.
Now I do not want the night to end in tears or arguments.
But I can't let a piss taking opportunity like this pass.
So looking for some not too obvious ways of making her / him squirm.

TankRizzo

8,028 posts

224 months

Friday 29th August 2008
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Get a seat behind her, and wear trousers with a zip.

npope

564 posts

233 months

Friday 29th August 2008
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Si 330 said:
The wife and I are going to a concert tonight which we had a couple of spare tickets for. So the invite goes out to my brother in-law, do you and a lady want to come.
He phones the wife back yeah great I'll bring Sophie his ex is that OK, of course it is.
Now Sophie and him split up a couple of years ago she is a newly qualified school teacher pretty fit, bubbly, all round nice girl but to help pay her way through uni she worked as an escort before she went out with the brother in law. Brother in law doesn't know I know about her past.
Now I do not want the night to end in tears or arguments.
But I can't let a piss taking opportunity like this pass.
So looking for some not too obvious ways of making her / him squirm.
A must get on to a conversation about classic cars and then I have always wanted ago in a classic Excort Mk1 :-)

telecat

8,528 posts

272 months

Friday 29th August 2008
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What A prat you are...With a brother like you who needs enemies!

OllieBirmingham

5,702 posts

223 months

Friday 29th August 2008
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When you pick them up, just have 'Roxanne' and 'Area Codes' playing in the car.

"I've got ho's, In different area codes...." etc etc










Also, don't refer to her by her name but substitute the word 'we' in instead. Should work.

V8S

8,582 posts

268 months

Friday 29th August 2008
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That's really sad.

rude-boy

22,227 posts

264 months

Friday 29th August 2008
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telecat said:
What A prat you are...With a brother like you who needs enemies!
Arh, but have you not seen the ways of brotherly love?

now for the OP:-

“Hi Sophie, good of you to let (brother) escort you out tonight.”

anonymous-user

85 months

Friday 29th August 2008
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V8S said:
That's really sad.
BMW driver - nuff said!

Cara Van Man

29,977 posts

282 months

Friday 29th August 2008
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Si 330 said:
The wife and I are going to a concert tonight which we had a couple of spare tickets for. So the invite goes out to my brother in-law, do you and a lady want to come.
He phones the wife back yeah great I'll bring Sophie his ex is that OK, of course it is.
Now Sophie and him split up a couple of years ago she is a newly qualified school teacher pretty fit, bubbly, all round nice girl but to help pay her way through uni she worked as an escort before she went out with the brother in law. Brother in law doesn't know I know about her past.
Now I do not want the night to end in tears or arguments.
But I can't let a piss taking opportunity like this pass.
So looking for some not too obvious ways of making her / him squirm.
Nice.

Maybe one day he'll tell you about the time he bummed your wife, you never know.

mitzy

13,858 posts

228 months

Friday 29th August 2008
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Sad Bloke.

What stuff have you done that you dont want your wife to know I wonder?

Or are you Mr Clean ?

scratchchin

Si 330

Original Poster:

1,306 posts

240 months

Friday 29th August 2008
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Don't think he would want to do that to his sister.

doesn't brother in law give it away.

MentalSarcasm

6,083 posts

242 months

Friday 29th August 2008
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Si 330 said:
doesn't brother in law give it away.
It gives away the fact that if it falls on it's face and you do end up with tears from the girl and embarassment for all concerned, you will:

A) Be confined to the sofa for a very, very long time.
B) Never be allowed near your lady's family members again.
C) Possibly leave the evening with a black eye.
D) All of the above.

DrTre

12,957 posts

263 months

Friday 29th August 2008
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Cara Van Man said:
Nice.

Maybe one day he'll tell you about the time he bummed your wife, you never know.
He bummed his own sister?!

Cara Van Man

29,977 posts

282 months

Friday 29th August 2008
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Si 330 said:
Don't think he would want to do that to his sister.

doesn't brother in law give it away.
You never know though eh?


DrTre

12,957 posts

263 months

Friday 29th August 2008
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Cara Van Man said:
Si 330 said:
Don't think he would want to do that to his sister.

doesn't brother in law give it away.
You never know though eh?
Be a conversation stopper over dinner that's for sure.

"Could you pass the salt, oh and by the way, I bummed your wife when we were kids. These potatoes are cooked to perfection"

wiffmaster

2,622 posts

229 months

Friday 29th August 2008
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I'm racking my brains, trying to find a scenario where this ends well for you. Drawing a blank so far.confused

ALawson

8,055 posts

282 months

Friday 29th August 2008
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Whats the story about you knowing that she is an Escort?

Poledriver

29,609 posts

225 months

Friday 29th August 2008
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Do you know the name she used to work under? You could "accidentaly" call her that!

BTW, If you brother-in-law didn't tell you about her past............how did you find out?

brum

5,892 posts

237 months

Friday 29th August 2008
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Why don't you meet them and say something like "hey i know that you used to be a dirty we"

That way you can make her cry, deeply embaress your BiL and piss your wife off enormously. Who could want a better start to the weekend?

spikeyhead

20,576 posts

228 months

Friday 29th August 2008
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Cara Van Man said:
Si 330 said:
Don't think he would want to do that to his sister.

doesn't brother in law give it away.
You never know though eh?
Normal for Norfolk.