what are the chances of catching the flu from my missus?
what are the chances of catching the flu from my missus?
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princeperch

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8,299 posts

278 months

Friday 29th August 2008
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She's had the flu for 3 days or so but wants me to go round her's tonight. I'm assuming the chance of a bit of howsyourfather are out the window, but that aside I don't really want to spend the week in bed if she’s going to be sniffling and coughing all over me this weekend.

Is the flu still seriously contagious after a few days or am I unlikely to catch it?

Dupont666

22,943 posts

223 months

Friday 29th August 2008
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your going to die....

elster

17,517 posts

241 months

Friday 29th August 2008
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She was fine last night with me

anonymous-user

85 months

Friday 29th August 2008
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Snakes with tits and so selfish. When I'm ill I tell the Missus to go out and have fun!

princeperch

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8,299 posts

278 months

Friday 29th August 2008
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elster said:
She was fine last night with me
lucky man!

sjp63

1,997 posts

303 months

Friday 29th August 2008
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princeperch said:
She's had the flu for 3 days or so but wants me to go round her's tonight. I'm assuming the chance of a bit of howsyourfather are out the window, but that aside I don't really want to spend the week in bed if she’s going to be sniffling and coughing all over me this weekend.

Is the flu still seriously contagious after a few days or am I unlikely to catch it?
you live apart from your missus??

mel

10,168 posts

306 months

Friday 29th August 2008
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I was round there last night and feel fine, well a bit itchy scratchy but I don't think thats flu

(i was the other end to elster)

Edited by mel on Friday 29th August 16:49

princeperch

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8,299 posts

278 months

Friday 29th August 2008
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mel said:
I was round there last night and feel fine, well a bit itchy scratchy but I don't think thats flu
did she cook for you both? No doubt i'll end up paying for a sodding take away



Edited by princeperch on Friday 29th August 16:50

princeperch

Original Poster:

8,299 posts

278 months

Friday 29th August 2008
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sjp63 said:
princeperch said:
She's had the flu for 3 days or so but wants me to go round her's tonight. I'm assuming the chance of a bit of howsyourfather are out the window, but that aside I don't really want to spend the week in bed if she’s going to be sniffling and coughing all over me this weekend.

Is the flu still seriously contagious after a few days or am I unlikely to catch it?
you live apart from your missus??
at the mo and for the (hopefully) foreseeable future

V8S

8,582 posts

268 months

Friday 29th August 2008
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Unlikely to be real flu, more a bad cold yes?

I've been to see my OH when she's been suffering, and her likewise and it's a complete lottery. Try not to kiss her too much, or just don't go if she's not offering a handjob at the very least. I mean, do you want all that waiting on her hand and foot if she's not going to offer it in return?

97octane

2,203 posts

254 months

Friday 29th August 2008
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V8S said:
Unlikely to be real flu, more a bad cold yes?

I've been to see my OH when she's been suffering, and her likewise and it's a complete lottery. Try not to kiss her too much, or just don't go if she's not offering a handjob at the very least. I mean, do you want all that waiting on her hand and foot if she's not going to offer it in return?
Defo not 'flu season

SpydieNut

5,959 posts

254 months

Friday 29th August 2008
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Dupont666 said:
you're going to die....
he's right you know - even if i did have to correct spelling

i'd avoid her house like the plague tonight

BTW - she told me i was on for tonight

mel

10,168 posts

306 months

Friday 29th August 2008
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princeperch said:
mel said:
I was round there last night and feel fine, well a bit itchy scratchy but I don't think thats flu
did she cook for you both? No doubt i'll end up paying for a sodding take away
No mate, we just drunk your Guiness

princeperch

Original Poster:

8,299 posts

278 months

Friday 29th August 2008
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mel said:
princeperch said:
mel said:
I was round there last night and feel fine, well a bit itchy scratchy but I don't think thats flu
did she cook for you both? No doubt i'll end up paying for a sodding take away
No mate, we just drunk your Guiness
Very good Mel. Very good.

And my thanks today go to V8S for his contribution. I hadn't actually realised it wasn't flu season so she probably does just have a bad cold of some sort.

V8S

8,582 posts

268 months

Friday 29th August 2008
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Tell her the chemist gave you some mixture but it has to be ingested via a penile injection.

That'll either be fun, or elicit a response which suggests she's got enough energy for some slap and tickle. Win-win.

Pigeon

18,535 posts

277 months

Friday 29th August 2008
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When I have the flu I want lots of sex. Mustering up the energy is a problem, but the desire isn't.

I suggest you go round, have your best shot at acquiring the virus yourself, and then engage in a sweaty, snotty and somewhat lethargic shagfest.