*******

[schmalex]

Got pissed early.

5 yr old son called be "Hellboy"

Got a remote controlled helicopter caught in my wife's hair

Having to sleep on the sofa

[ALawson]

Also on the sofa, deuce!

[The Ben]

HAha gutted!!!

[Ordinary Bloke]

Hellboy or Heliboy?

Sweet dreams...

[wolf1]

schmalex said:

Got a remote controlled helicopter caught in my wife's hair

Haha you bought one as well They don't go where you want them to, do they.

[Albert Bridge]

schmalex said:

Got a remote controlled helicopter caught in my wife's hair (

[anonymous-user]

schmalex said:

Got a remote controlled helicopter caught in my wife's hair

Having to sleep on the sofa

Sometimes, it's worth it.

[Tim S]

schmalex said:

Got a remote controlled helicopter caught in my wife's hair

Upstairs hair or downstairs hair?

[schmalex]

wolf1 said:

schmalex said:

Got a remote controlled helicopter caught in my wife's hair

Haha you bought one as well They don't go where you want them to, do they.

Unfortunately not. I thought I was doing a good impression of Jan Michael Vincent before it all went a bit wrong. Apparently, I now have to pay for a new haircut for her tomorrow.

[schmalex]

Tim S said:

schmalex said:

Got a remote controlled helicopter caught in my wife's hair

Upstairs hair or downstairs hair?

Upstairs. I haven't got a chance of seeing downstairs fur tongight now

Edited by schmalex on Friday 29th August 23:02

[satchbot]

[The Ben]

I think a hair cut is a good exchange for a ride... Tell her it will be painless and it wont take long.. Tell her she can just fall asleep and she wont feel a thing..

[Wacky Racer]

schmalex said:

Tim S said:

schmalex said:

Got a remote controlled helicopter caught in my wife's hair

Upstairs hair or downstairs hair?

Upstairs. I haven't got a chance of seeing downstairs fur tonight now

[schmalex]

The Ben said:

I think a hair cut is a good exchange for a ride... Tell her it will be painless and it wont take long.. Tell her she can just fall asleep and she wont feel a thing..

Tried that. Hence the sofa

[Simpo Two]

schmalex said:

Got pissed early.

How about - don't get pissed?

[schmalex]

Simpo Two said:

schmalex said:

Got pissed early.

How about - don't get pissed?

I haven't had a drink in 3 weeks!

[Rocky Balboa]

schmalex said:

Got a remote controlled helicopter caught in my wife's hair

Having to sleep on the sofa

Why the hell would she make you sleep on the sofa for that!


It was an accident.... wasn't it?

[Hard-Drive]

Albert Bridge said:

schmalex said:

Got a remote controlled helicopter caught in my wife's hair (

Ah, you just need to train her better. Mine managed to catch mine in time...a shag and no hairdresser bills for me then! Could have been nasty mind...it's quite a large chopper...

Edited by Hard-Drive on Friday 29th August 23:20

[anonymous-user]

Wittness the major advantage of having personally paid for the bed in cash, if she tells you to sleep on the sofa you can tell her to fk off

[schmalex]

Hard-Drive said:

Ah, you just need to train her better. Mine managed to catch mine in time...a shag and no hairdresser bills for me then! Could have been nasty mind...it's quite a large chopper...

Bugger, you're chopper's much bigger than mine

Edited by schmalex on Friday 29th August 23:24