*** " THE " OFFICIAL ASK YOUR ELDERS THREAD***

[Disco_Biscuit]

Ok as "offical ask your elders thread" was really about bragging how many birds the op can shag, i though we could ask the "elders" some questions

Is it true the older you get ie 60 upwards all your pubes fall out?

[captainzep]

Also, is it true that for every year over 60, you take 30 seconds longer than necessary to pay for goods at shops?

Seems to be.

[tomTVR]

captainzep said:

Also, is it true that for every year over 60, you take 30 seconds longer than necessary to pay for goods at shops?

Seems to be.

[Blue Meanie]

Is it true old people forget they have Alzheimer's?