Bloody neighbours!

[Simpo Two]

Dropped in at 6pm for some minor thing about cats. Was invited in and offered a glass or wine or three, and a packets of snacks or two. It's now 22.25 and I'm feeling a bit hungry but it's too late to eat properly. bd!

(From 'Bachelor Daze' by Simpo, published by Simpo & Simpo, 2008)

[Pigeon]

Simpo Two said:

Dropped in at 6pm for some minor thing about cats.

...some sort of moggy minor thing?

[Jasandjules]

A thing about cats? You are arranging a marriage between them? You are brokering a peace deal between warring moggies?!?!

The mind boggles.