This week, in crazy Gordo's world
Discussion
With apologies to Richard Porter
Och aye the noo muthaf***kers! Crazy Gordo here on the hypa power trip o' socialism. Dis week it all jus' exploded BOOM! like. Dem illin' So-vee-ets, day be wanting big stylin' guns and s
t all over dis bird Georgia or summink. So I tellin my homie Milliwillibillibandbwoy we ain't goin' out like dat, dis is our Oorop, an 'e best get dissin Reds an ting fore I make his honky little head spin wit bein' Minister for Wheelie Bins, fo shizzle.
But, catch dis, dem Red dudes? Dey like laughin' and st at me and my crew, even tho' we wearin' same gang colours an' all. I ain't takin' dat from dem man! Soon as my Souljahs be gettin' back from dem 'olidays in da Middle East, we be rollin' their turf and kickin' it off big style. Gettin' it on, muthaf***kers, know what I'm sayin'?
Anyways, on top of all that, dat wacko dude with the aaaaiii-brows, he be losing control and soundin' off dat dis reeseshun is gonna be tha biggest since for eva! Givin' it large like 'e tha only one wot can give it da honesty. Know what I'm sayin? Is like he's all pumped over me givin' 'im dem keys to da eleventh house when I left it all banged up and sh*t, know wat I'm sayin? Crazy G stepped up tho and made dat sh*t his own. Word. Ain't no grey haired geeza makin' tha big G da scapegoat, dat 'is job man. I ain't forgettin' dis come da reshuffle.
Dem people wat is livin' on my estate, da Britain estate, dey is knowin' dat I am the best man to guide them through the difficult times ahead.
Och aye the noo muthaf***kers! Crazy Gordo here on the hypa power trip o' socialism. Dis week it all jus' exploded BOOM! like. Dem illin' So-vee-ets, day be wanting big stylin' guns and s
t all over dis bird Georgia or summink. So I tellin my homie Milliwillibillibandbwoy we ain't goin' out like dat, dis is our Oorop, an 'e best get dissin Reds an ting fore I make his honky little head spin wit bein' Minister for Wheelie Bins, fo shizzle. But, catch dis, dem Red dudes? Dey like laughin' and s
t at me and my crew, even tho' we wearin' same gang colours an' all. I ain't takin' dat from dem man! Soon as my Souljahs be gettin' back from dem 'olidays in da Middle East, we be rollin' their turf and kickin' it off big style. Gettin' it on, muthaf***kers, know what I'm sayin'?Anyways, on top of all that, dat wacko dude with the aaaaiii-brows, he be losing control and soundin' off dat dis reeseshun is gonna be tha biggest since for eva! Givin' it large like 'e tha only one wot can give it da honesty. Know what I'm sayin? Is like he's all pumped over me givin' 'im dem keys to da eleventh house when I left it all banged up and sh*t, know wat I'm sayin? Crazy G stepped up tho and made dat sh*t his own. Word. Ain't no grey haired geeza makin' tha big G da scapegoat, dat 'is job man. I ain't forgettin' dis come da reshuffle.
Dem people wat is livin' on my estate, da Britain estate, dey is knowin' dat I am the best man to guide them through the difficult times ahead.
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For those of you who don't get it, it's in the style of good old crazy dave coulthard from sniff petrol. http://www.sniffpetrol.com/2008/07/
Porter posts on here so I assume he'll be along to sue you personally soon
Porter posts on here so I assume he'll be along to sue you personally soon
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