I love my car!
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Heh. Driving through central London last night. Promo girls come running over and ask me if I'd like some balloons while I'm at a red light. I say "yes please" and they proceed to tie helium balloons to the wing-mirrors. One leans in (giving me an excellent eyeful) and fastens one to the rear view mirror. She scrawls her number on it in marker pen.
I may look like the back end of a horse these days, but the Morgan's doing all the work for me. God bless you, "Holly". For your looks, your decolletage, and forthright go-getter attitude.
Mind you, the fact that she had a marker pen handy means that her favours will probably be enjoyed by a number of convertible drivers in West London...
Probably best not to share this anecdote with Lady Flash...
I may look like the back end of a horse these days, but the Morgan's doing all the work for me. God bless you, "Holly". For your looks, your decolletage, and forthright go-getter attitude.
Mind you, the fact that she had a marker pen handy means that her favours will probably be enjoyed by a number of convertible drivers in West London...
Probably best not to share this anecdote with Lady Flash...
Edited by Harry Flashman on Tuesday 2nd September 11:06
LGF - I'm not stupid, of course I have! But my utter, unshaekeable self belief (and so far fairly reliable loose woman detector) have convinced me that she was interested.
Yellow Badge - probably, actually. Damn.
Mind you, I have now realised why old men buy sports cars. When you're not fussy about where the action is coming from, it seems they're a useful prop...
Yellow Badge - probably, actually. Damn.
Mind you, I have now realised why old men buy sports cars. When you're not fussy about where the action is coming from, it seems they're a useful prop...
Harry Flashman said:
Heh. Driving through central London last night. Promo girls come running over and ask me if I'd like some balloons while I'm at a red light. I say "yes please" and they proceed to tie helium balloons to the wing-mirrors. One leans in (giving me an excellent eyeful) and fastens one to the rear view mirror. She scrawls her number on it in marker pen.
I may look like the back end of a horse these days, but the Morgan's doing all the work for me. God bless you, "Holly". For your looks, your decolletage, and forthright go-getter attitude.
Mind you, the fact that she had a marker pen handy means that her favours will probably be enjoyed by a number of convertible drivers in West London...
Probably best not to share this anecdote with Lady Flash...
oh dear. How many ageing, 'flash-boy', vain, mugs do you think she approached?I may look like the back end of a horse these days, but the Morgan's doing all the work for me. God bless you, "Holly". For your looks, your decolletage, and forthright go-getter attitude.
Mind you, the fact that she had a marker pen handy means that her favours will probably be enjoyed by a number of convertible drivers in West London...
Probably best not to share this anecdote with Lady Flash...
Edited by Harry Flashman on Tuesday 2nd September 11:06
She's obviously appealing to your 'boxer brains', and it worked.
Cara Van Man said:
oh dear. How many ageing, 'flash-boy', vain, mugs do you think she approached?
She's obviously appealing to your 'boxer brains', and it worked.
She's obviously appealing to your 'boxer brains', and it worked.
- sigh*
And my comments about why fat, balding old men buy sports cars. .
Do keep up
Edited by Harry Flashman on Tuesday 2nd September 11:23
Harry Flashman said:
Cara Van Man said:
oh dear. How many ageing, 'flash-boy', vain, mugs do you think she approached?
She's obviously appealing to your 'boxer brains', and it worked.
She's obviously appealing to your 'boxer brains', and it worked.
- sigh*
And my comments about why fat, balding old men buy sports cars. Which is what this post is about - I seem to have become one of that demographic
.Do keep up
Harry Flashman said:
Damn. Overnight, I've turned into a fat, balding old man who drives an inappropriate sports car.
I'd better propose to Lady F, sharpish.
Swap the Morgan for a decent boat and a labrador. With that combination even really ugly people like me can shag top quality totty 15 years my junior providing the lucozade and viagra don't run out. . . . .I'd better propose to Lady F, sharpish.
arryb said:
Harry, slightly OT - have you posted any pics of your car anywhere on this site? If not, could you please because I'm a big fan of the aero 8 and would like to see if it's as camp as people on here (you included? 
) seem to think it is in the colour you have 
Fleeting shot of it in my profile. Yellow reflection on mine is the camera car, my friend's yellow Cerbera...) seem to think it is in the colour you have Gassing Station | The Pie & Piston Archive | Top of Page | What's New | My Stuff