Melted Ice & Water
Discussion
This evening I began to construct scotch on the rocks. I had got as far as 'the rocks' when the phone rang. I returned 20 minutes later to find my ice had melted. All the nattering had left me parched so I drank the melted ice. The beverage failed to quench my thirst so I drank some tap water when I noticed a difference in taste. My ice cube water had come from exactly the same tap less than 12 hours previous.
Why does 'melted ice cube' water taste different from tap water?
Why does 'melted ice cube' water taste different from tap water?
It's because fridge goblins - that's the goblins that live in your fridge, right - wank into the ice cubes as they freeze. That's why ice cubes are cloudy in the middle.
Unfortunately you'll just have to put up with it because if you clear out the fridge goblins your fridge will stop working because there will be nobody to carry the cold in. Indeed, that's why they wank into the ice cubes - it's to help it freeze faster, not because they're dirty little b
ds. Well, not entirely because they're dirty little bds.
And you can't stop them wanking because otherwise their bks will explode and kill them and your fridge will stop working, and you can't import some female goblins for them to shag instead because the cold in the fridge makes their cocks so small that they can't actually get it in. Also female goblin fanny batter makes things melt so it would still make your fridge stop working.
I suppose you could always try looking critically at the cloudiness of the ice cubes as you take them out of the fridge and saying things like "Huh, tiny bks" to see if you can embarrass them into just wanking onto the walls of the fridge instead (that's why it frosts up, in case you hadn't worked that out by now).
Unfortunately you'll just have to put up with it because if you clear out the fridge goblins your fridge will stop working because there will be nobody to carry the cold in. Indeed, that's why they wank into the ice cubes - it's to help it freeze faster, not because they're dirty little b
ds. Well, not entirely because they're dirty little bds.And you can't stop them wanking because otherwise their b
ks will explode and kill them and your fridge will stop working, and you can't import some female goblins for them to shag instead because the cold in the fridge makes their cocks so small that they can't actually get it in. Also female goblin fanny batter makes things melt so it would still make your fridge stop working.I suppose you could always try looking critically at the cloudiness of the ice cubes as you take them out of the fridge and saying things like "Huh, tiny b
ks" to see if you can embarrass them into just wanking onto the walls of the fridge instead (that's why it frosts up, in case you hadn't worked that out by now).
Pigeon said:
It's because fridge goblins - that's the goblins that live in your fridge, right - wank into the ice cubes as they freeze. That's why ice cubes are cloudy in the middle.
Unfortunately you'll just have to put up with it because if you clear out the fridge goblins your fridge will stop working because there will be nobody to carry the cold in. Indeed, that's why they wank into the ice cubes - it's to help it freeze faster, not because they're dirty little bds. Well, not entirely because they're dirty little bds.
And you can't stop them wanking because otherwise their bks will explode and kill them and your fridge will stop working, and you can't import some female goblins for them to shag instead because the cold in the fridge makes their cocks so small that they can't actually get it in. Also female goblin fanny batter makes things melt so it would still make your fridge stop working.
I suppose you could always try looking critically at the cloudiness of the ice cubes as you take them out of the fridge and saying things like "Huh, tiny bks" to see if you can embarrass them into just wanking onto the walls of the fridge instead (that's why it frosts up, in case you hadn't worked that out by now).
You really need to stop eating those mushrooms!!Unfortunately you'll just have to put up with it because if you clear out the fridge goblins your fridge will stop working because there will be nobody to carry the cold in. Indeed, that's why they wank into the ice cubes - it's to help it freeze faster, not because they're dirty little b
ds. Well, not entirely because they're dirty little bds.And you can't stop them wanking because otherwise their b
ks will explode and kill them and your fridge will stop working, and you can't import some female goblins for them to shag instead because the cold in the fridge makes their cocks so small that they can't actually get it in. Also female goblin fanny batter makes things melt so it would still make your fridge stop working.I suppose you could always try looking critically at the cloudiness of the ice cubes as you take them out of the fridge and saying things like "Huh, tiny b
ks" to see if you can embarrass them into just wanking onto the walls of the fridge instead (that's why it frosts up, in case you hadn't worked that out by now).
CrashTD said:
This evening I began to construct scotch on the rocks. I had got as far as 'the rocks' when the phone rang. I returned 20 minutes later to find my ice had melted. All the nattering had left me parched so I drank the melted ice. The beverage failed to quench my thirst so I drank some tap water when I noticed a difference in taste. My ice cube water had come from exactly the same tap less than 12 hours previous.
Why does 'melted ice cube' water taste different from tap water?
everything tastes different when you're trollied.Why does 'melted ice cube' water taste different from tap water?
HTH
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