Westlife tattoos on women (older ones)

[anonymous-user]

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[Sciroccology]

Two words; "Valley" and "Girl".

Nuff said.

[southendpier]

sadly I think this is all too real. mentalists following boy/man bands. These groups don't get back together for the 10yr olds, well Maybe the Glitter Reunion tour 2009. The forty's rembering a time when they were still having fun at 17 is where the money and damp gussets are. I know of more than one who would go to 3 or 4 gigs of the same band on the same tour, yet would berate her husband if he went to the footy 4 times a season as being a waste of time and money.

Edited by southendpier on Friday 5th September 16:04

[zhead]

Now that's a keeper for the wedding day.

And not to push this beyond the realms of taste too early but has she thought about the impact on her sex life when assuming the position of the canine variety and her fella locks eyes with 4 men staring back at him.

Having said that, it is Wales.

[Paul R]

That will be the last time her husband asks her to go on all fours, imagine having to look at Westlife whilst on the job!

[Paul R]

Oh Neil, you beat me to it!

[zhead]

Paul R said:

Oh Neil, you beat me to it!

If I did, i've got no recollection of that night mate.

Sorry you had to take seconds.....

[Blues]

zhead said:

Now that's a keeper for the wedding day.

And not to push this beyond the realms of taste too early but has she thought about the impact on her sex life when assuming the position of the canine variety and her fella locks eyes with 4 men staring back at him.

Having said that, it is Wales.

[princeperch]

anonymous said:

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Funny, that.

[zhead]

the article said said:

Vicky Jones says she is Westlife's biggest fan and has been to 300 concerts

....and ate a burger at every one by the looks of it.

[southendpier]

princeperch said:

anonymous said:

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Funny, that.

Does it make him a small fan?

[Eric Mc]

Any grannies out there with "Bing Crosby" tatoos?

[zhead]

southendpier said:

princeperch said:

anonymous said:

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Funny, that.

Does it make him a small fan?

To be fair, if my misses came home with a large tattoo of Westlife on her back, i'd be rendered pretty much speechless too.

Until I rung my solicitor to request divorce papers that is.

[Neil_H]

anonymous said:

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Poor bloke now has to have them staring at him whenever he's giving her doggy - one of the few positions where he doesn't have to look at her face. He must be gutted.

[ZR1cliff]

Eric Mc said:

Any grannies out there with "Bing Crosby" tatoos?

That's a strange taste in wimin, Eric.

[lazyitus]

Neil_H said:

anonymous said:

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Poor bloke now has to have them staring at him whenever he's giving her doggy - one of the few positions where he doesn't have to look at her face. He must be gutted.

Yeah !

She's probably got B O Y Z . N E written across her buttocks too.

[ZR1cliff]

zhead said:

Now that's a keeper for the wedding day.

And not to push this beyond the realms of taste too early but has she thought about the impact on her sex life when assuming the position of the canine variety and her fella locks eyes with 4 men staring back at him.

Having said that, it is Wales.

[zhead]

lazyitus said:

Neil_H said:

anonymous said:

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Poor bloke now has to have them staring at him whenever he's giving her doggy - one of the few positions where he doesn't have to look at her face. He must be gutted.

Yeah !

She's probably got B O Y Z . N E written across her buttocks too.

Again, being Wales, it wouldn't look right.

BOYZONE

[Paul R]

This reminds me of a joke years back that I can't quite remember but something about a B being tattood on each buttock with the punchline being 'who the f*ck is BOB?'

[Mikeyboy]

I can draw two conclusions from that story.

She is tone deaf

She is none too sharp.