What inane ******* should Groucho start a thread about next

[Rod Rammage]

Your nominations please.

[NDA]

Should I have my hair cut today?

[mitzy]

What time do you go to Bed and what side you sleep on?


Forgot this

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Edited by mitzy on Tuesday 9th September 09:43

[groucho]

[PR350]

How many sheets of toilet paper should I use to wipe my ar5e with?

HTH

[Rod Rammage]

How big is your big toe (in millimeters)?

Post pictures of your feet.

How long to fill your sink with water?

How many knobs does your cooker have?

I thought I was going to sneeze - but didn't!

[The Moose]

should i get a bacon role


nope done already!!!

[N1CK]

when sneezing should i:

A) close both eyes
B) close one eye
C) buy an mx5

[groucho]

Rod Rammage said:

How big is your big toe (in millimeters)?

Post pictures of your feet.

How long to fill your sink with water?

How many knobs does your cooker have?

I thought I was going to sneeze - but didn't!

I like the last one.

[Rod Rammage]

What custard?

Can you buy left-handed underpants?

Help - shoelace snapped!

[NDA]

Is it dark where you are right now?

[trimbo]

The Moose said:

should i get a bacon role?

Don't, you'll just be typecast as a ham actor.

[ehasler]

How do I get a thread closed?