The daily mini rant thread

[PR350]

Thought it would be good to have a thread where we can let off steam over those instances in a day which makes the temperature of ones urine rise.

First one of the day goes to the c0cktard in the Nissan Murano on the A27 this morning which was unable to move left under any circumstances and who was determined at any cost and at ever increasing leptons to ensure that I remained behind him. Well done you groin grabbing c0ckwipe. As if driving a w4nky car wasn't enough to prove what a spakker you are, your central barrier loving, left averting, high lepton driving only confirmed it.

However, and I will allow smug mode to come on here, whilst you were ensuring that my progress was hindered, I was happily averaging 51.9 mpg and your totally necessary *not* non-off road off-roader was, I would hazard a guess, not.

[Rod Rammage]

The doris with the "popeye arms" in my local Nero's.

Get thee to a greasy spoon, wench.

I am after a "continental" experience, not a "lay-by Bolton-burger-van experience."

[MX-Si]

Which part of the A27 was this cocktard on? I'm sure I encountered him at one point on that road this morning!

[PR350]

MX-Si said:

Which part of the A27 was this cocktard on? I'm sure I encountered him at one point on that road this morning!

I was unfortunate to pick him up at Eastern Road until I turned off at Chichester - complete knobber