First Block paving and now your lawn

[mark69sheer]

First they vilified block paving, blaming making parking spaces for the recent floods and that you will be taxed for concreting over your lawn . . Now they say lawns cause too much waste and will be taxed.

I give up .

Either that or I am going to burn down my town hall. Where do they get these idiots from?

[phumy]

mark69sheer said:

First they vilified block paving, blaming making parking spaces for the recent floods and that you will be taxed for concreting over your lawn . . Now they say lawns cause too much waste and will be taxed.

I give up .

Either that or I am going to burn down my town hall. Where do they get these idiots from?

They used to tax windows in the 16th and 17th Century, we think we have it bad.

[XJSJohn]

aye but you could at least brick up a window!!!

[phumy]

XJSJohn said:

aye but you could at least brick up a window!!!

And then paint it to make it look like a window again

[phumy]

You can concrete over the lawn then paint it green, cant you?

[mark69sheer]

I think sacking the idiots who come up with these ideas will save more money.

I was actually thinking of asking for a REDUCTION in my council tax since I have a big lawn and therefore if people get taxed for paving over to make parking I should recieve a similar rebate.

[XJSJohn]

mark69sheer said:

I was actually thinking of asking for a REDUCTION in my council tax since I have a big lawn and therefore if people get taxed for paving over to make parking I should recieve a similar rebate.

[phumy]

mark69sheer said:

I think sacking the idiots who come up with these ideas will save more money.

I was actually thinking of asking for a REDUCTION in my council tax since I have a big lawn and therefore if people get taxed for paving over to make parking I should recieve a similar rebate.

You could turn your lawn into a new car-park then run your own clamping agency and make a fortune, whilst also seeking a rebate on your council tax

[XJSJohn]

phumy said:

You can concrete over the lawn then paint it green, cant you?

astroturf ???

[groucho]

phumy said:

XJSJohn said:

aye but you could at least brick up a window!!!

And then paint it to make it look like a window again

Or put mock ones in new buildings.