Fat man on benefits - SKY NEWS

[Vesuvius 996]

Anyone else have their urine vapourised this morning?


SKY News. Fat man - 30 stone - can't work so on benefits of £150 a week. Says he can't diet or exercise and needs £6k worth of surgery.

So, contributing nothing to society at all.



In the background? An empty boX with "42 inch LCD TV" written on the side.


This country is fooked.


STOPE EATING CHIPS AND GET SOME EVERCISE YOU LAXY FAT GIT. THEN GET A JOB.

Edited by Vesuvius 996 on Wednesday 10th September 09:41

[Fantic SuperT]

Actually the Pizza delivery man uses those 42" TV boxes to bring me my breakfast, so stop jumping to conclusions!
Oh dear, all this typing is puffing me out. I better have a lie down and eat some babies.

[Heskey]

No wonder it's making you so mad!

The money he's getting in benefits could have been put to use seeing you through a spelling course!

Edited by Heskey on Wednesday 10th September 09:45

[Vesuvius 996]

Heskey said:

No wonder it's making you so mad!

The money he's getting in benefits could have been put to use seeing you through a spelling course!

Edited by Heskey on Wednesday 10th September 09:45

[Justayellowbadge]

SKY news? SKY?

Isn't that a little council?

Do you not find the dish detracts from the natural beauty of your stonecladding?

[Vesuvius 996]

Justayellowbadge said:

SKY news? SKY?

Isn't that a little council?

Do you not find the dish detracts from the natural beauty of your stonecladding?

I can only afford Freeview mate. I have a job and pay taxes, see.

[Monki]

30 stone you say ? How many starving African children could we save by sending him out there as a meal rather than billions of £s to their corrupt governments?

[POORCARDEALER]

Vesuvius 996 said:

Anyone else have their urine vapourised this morning?


SKY News. Fat man - 30 stone - can't work so on benefits of £150 a week. Says he can't diet or exercise and needs £6k worth of surgery.

So, contributing nothing to society at all.



In the background? An empty boX with "42 inch LCD TV" written on the side.


This country is fooked.


STOPE EATING CHIPS AND GET SOME EVERCISE YOU LAXY FAT GIT. THEN GET A JOB.

Edited by Vesuvius 996 on Wednesday 10th September 09:41

What it didnt tell you, he has a 996 too ! (a year newer than yours)

[scotal]

Monki said:

30 stone you say ? How many starving African children could we save by sending him out there as a meal rather than billions of £s to their corrupt governments?

Think of the carbon footprint in flying a food parcel that big to Africa, let just roll him down to the Thames and use him as flood defences.

[Simpo Two]

He could get a job being a practice harpoon target for whaling ships.

End of problem, plus one whale saved.




Damn, I should be PM.