Chavs

[Republik]

I've found where they all hang out.

http://www.chavworld.co.uk/proud-chavs.htm

I'm not sure how serious they are but if these are genuine then I am genuinely amazed.

Heres a couple of examples:

peeps say dat chavs r scum ye! wel u peeps dat say dat blatently ent look in da ******* mira at ur life recently jus cuz we av fights an **** dun make us bad boyz an galz ye! so nxt time u go round sayin **** bout us u cn rememba dat we got beta lives dan u wil eva av

jus ritin to let yall peeps no dat beein a chav ain't all dat bad! i meen wen i walk down da street all da rudeboyz n widegirlz move 2 lemme froo, if day try n step up, ill just nok em spark out, innit!
Dis iz da Shazza signing out! peace

I tried using babelfish to translate but they don't do Chav to English.

Edited by Republik on Tuesday 16th September 11:24

[madrob6]

What?

ETA Partridge: "Sorry that was just noise"

Edited by madrob6 on Tuesday 16th September 11:25

[lawrence567]

Funny thing about Chav's is that they're about as good at fighting as they are at using proper English!
Chav's will only fight in groups, never on their own!

[Gretchen]

Innit.

[Eddh]

'widegirlz' - Fat girls?

[Riknos]

There's a few chavs knocking about on here,

*Adjusts monacle*

...Wonder if they'll pipe up to defend themselves?

*Walks off spinning cane*

[rhinochopig]

"wen i walk down da street all da rudeboyz n widegirlz move 2 lemme froo"

Where is Lemme Froo? Is it in France?

[SGirl]

chavworld said:

jus cuz we av fights an **** dun make us bad boyz an galz ye!

Er... yes it does. As does the habit of punctuating every single sentence with a stream of expletives.

chavworld said:

so nxt time u go round sayin **** bout us u cn rememba dat we got beta lives dan u wil eva av

Oh yes, true enough. God, how I aspire to be a chav. Yo.

Edited by SGirl on Tuesday 16th September 11:42

[Impulse 9]

radio two, dear fellow!

[philthy]

lawrence567 said:

Funny thing about Chav's is that they're about as good at fighting as they are at using proper English!
Chav's will only fight in groups, never on their own!

So true. Chav fight, tear off your opponents shirt as you push him to the ground, and then you and you mates kick him in the head.

[Republik]

"I think chavs are great, coz i is one init! Theres nuffin wrong wiv burberry & S.I Novas are pure class. When i'm cruisin round the precinct all the other birds are well jealous cos they fink my choons are well bangin. My Lee rekons i am the fittest bird in school & none of the older girls can down Smifnoff ice like i can. I can drink 10 bottles & im only 15!"

Anyone care to translate?

[Neil_H]

Bloody peasants!

[crofty1984]

Impulse 9 said:

radio two, dear fellow!

Someone had to.

[Lucky 13]

I need a chav dictionary to disipher wot de fook dey r on about. (Jees, theres no getting away from 'about'.. is there?)

Sadly I cant read such text, but if I could I'm sure it would pass away many a dull second.

[MattNM3E36]

Impulse 9 said:

radio two, dear fellow!

I was under the (obviously mistaken) impression a better class of person frequented this "interweb forum"

I would most certainly not hold your "Chris Evans" up as a pillar of our society!

Radio 4 is found at http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio4/ my dear sir

Edited by MattNM3E36 on Tuesday 16th September 12:15

[Eddh]

Republik said:

"I think chavs are great, coz i is one init! Theres nuffin wrong wiv burberry & S.I Novas are pure class. When i'm cruisin round the precinct all the other birds are well jealous cos they fink my choons are well bangin. My Lee rekons i am the fittest bird in school & none of the older girls can down Smifnoff ice like i can. I can drink 10 bottles & im only 15!"

Anyone care to translate?

I think that people from lower forms of social standing are great as I am from this group. There is nothing wrong with wearing Burberry and I think that Vauxhall Novas are a good means of transport. When I am driving my Nova around (even though I am 15 and not yet old enough to get a driving licence) all the other girls are jelous of me because I have a car in which the radio hasn't yet been stolen. My 25 year old boyfriend Lee thinks that I am by far the best looking underage girl in my school and I believe that no-one else can drink as much Smirnoff Ice as I can.

BRAP BRAP BRAP

Edited by Eddh on Tuesday 16th September 12:20

[MattNM3E36]

Quote:

"well big it up 2 all the chavs out there and hate chav wannabe out there if u wanna be a chav its gotta come from the heart not because u wanna fit in wit everyone else, so be your self chavs are not thick we're well coller then any skaters and gungers out there innit Luv all the chavs out there :-)"



Chav wannabe??!!??

Who, FFS?

[Republik]

Eddh said:

Republik said:

"I think chavs are great, coz i is one init! Theres nuffin wrong wiv burberry & S.I Novas are pure class. When i'm cruisin round the precinct all the other birds are well jealous cos they fink my choons are well bangin. My Lee rekons i am the fittest bird in school & none of the older girls can down Smifnoff ice like i can. I can drink 10 bottles & im only 15!"

Anyone care to translate?

I think that people that people from lower forms of social standing are great as I am from this group. There is nothing wrong with wearing Burberry and I think that Vauxhall Novas are a good means of transport. When I am driving my Nova around (even though I am 15 and not yet old enough to get a driving licence) all the other girls are jelous of me because I have a car in which the radio hasn't yet been stolen. My 25 year old boyfriend Lee thinks that I am by far the best looking underage girl in my school and I believe that no-one else can drink as much Smirnoff Ice as I can.

BRAP BRAP BRAP

That is a spiffing translation good sir.

Edited by Republik on Tuesday 16th September 12:26

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