Yikes

[oggs]

Fish swims into a boy's penis from the current bun....

[B.J.W]

Evil little buggers.

They have barbs that are inverted, so when they swim inside the todger the barbs stick into the side of the todger and you can not pull the fish out without causing a lot of damage. I saw this on TV; the only way to get the fish out is to cut the todger open and remove the fish surgically.

[davemac250]

Yikes, and how exactly did that happen again.

He took the fish to the toilet whilst he had a waz and it 'slipped' and swam up his cock?

Ohhhhhhhhhhh reeeeeeaaaalllllyyyyy.

I have a different scenario going through my head...............

Dirty little sod!

[Timmy35]

B.J.W said:

the barbs stick into the side of the todger and you can not pull the fish out without causing a lot of damage.

Sounds a bit like marriage to me.

[Mc Lovin]

what does the guy expect, you cant just go stuffing a fish in your bell end and not have any adverse affects.

[Morningside]

davemac250 said:

Yikes, and how exactly did that happen again.

He took the fish to the toilet whilst he had a waz and it 'slipped' and swam up his cock?

Ohhhhhhhhhhh reeeeeeaaaalllllyyyyy.

I have a different scenario going through my head...............

Dirty little sod!

Exactly. Why would you be holding a fish in the same hand as your todger? Something fishy here..

Edited by Morningside on Thursday 18th September 09:40

[B.J.W]

davemac250 said:

Yikes, and how exactly did that happen again.

He took the fish to the toilet whilst he had a waz and it 'slipped' and swam up his cock?

Ohhhhhhhhhhh reeeeeeaaaalllllyyyyy.

I have a different scenario going through my head...............

Dirty little sod!

Exactly, should have used a Dyson like everyone else. Or failing that, a empty toilet roll and some shaving foam.

Dirty litle sod indeed.