Man Flu

[Mc Lovin]

I have full blown man flu.

Is there anything harcore enough i can take to combat the harsh affects of this potent strain of flu virus?

Full on toad on the head suggestions encouraged

[Vesuvius 996]

Mc Lovin said:

I have full blown man flu.

Is there anything harcore enough i can take to combat the harsh affects of this potent strain of flu virus?

Full on toad on the head suggestions encouraged

Co-codamol.

[mitzy]

Sudofed

Just swig it out of the bottle.

Got if off my chest.

[DoctorFan]

Vesuvius 996 said:

Mc Lovin said:

I have full blown man flu.

Is there anything harcore enough i can take to combat the harsh affects of this potent strain of flu virus?

Full on toad on the head suggestions encouraged

Co-codamol.

+1. Abso-bloody-lutely great at sorting you out. Plus the usual, fluids and rest and all that.

[Vesuvius 996]

mitzy said:

Got if off my chest.

Oh boy, do I have a mental image right now..........

[davemac250]

Take a large whiskey.

Consider adding silly things like lemon juice, honey and hot water.

Drink the whiskey.

Mix other ingredients and throw away when you realise they taste awful.

Have another whiskey and go to bed.

Man-Flu scared by whiskey and leaves body.

[fathomfive]

mitzy said:

Sudofed

Just swig it out of the bottle.

Got if off my chest.

+1

Then some JD when you feel up to it.

[B.J.W]

I have hypochondria, can you take anything for it?

[Mc Lovin]

I only have Anadin Extra, it says its good for period pains and flu symptoms, im worried if i take these i might become un reasonable and agressive, can anyone confirm?

[HRG]

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=rXLHWmjA5IE

You're bloody lucky it's not manfluenza

[B.J.W]

Mc Lovin said:

I only have Anadin Extra, it says its good for period pains and flu symptoms, im worried if i take these i might become un reasonable and agressive, can anyone confirm?

Try taking the whole pack, it should make you peaceful and quiet.

[mitzy]

Vesuvius 996 said:

mitzy said:

Got if off my chest.

Oh boy, do I have a mental image right now..........

and its still coming off too!

[Mc Lovin]

HRG said:

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=rXLHWmjA5IE

You're bloody lucky it's not manfluenza

Thats exactly what i have, i might die

[Gylen]

davemac250 said:

Take a large whiskey.

Consider adding silly things like lemon juice, honey and hot water.

Drink the whiskey.

Mix other ingredients and throw away when you realise they taste awful.

Have another whiskey and go to bed.

Man-Flu scared by whiskey and leaves body.

Better still, take a large whisky - none of that Irish/American nonsense for man-flu. Then add a shot of night nurse and 3 soluble paracetemol. You'll either cone up smiling on Friday or you'll do a 'Heath Ledger' but think of it as a man challenge. Is your constitution hard enough to shrug off the effects of the cocktail overnight? Or will you never see another sunrise? Only you can decide if you got the minerals...

[Fivepercent]

Garlic, Vitamin C, Echinacea and Zinc all boost the immune system and speed up your recovery.
Gargling dissolved soluble asprin solution works really well.
If you take a sudafed to clear your tubes take a one a day histamine (like Piritin) at the same time, it really enhanced the effect.

Whisky and sleep help with the massive psychological trauma of this disease. Try Bells 10 year old.

Be brave.

[Mc Lovin]

Is it possible to loose man flu in 24 hours?

Think i'll go to the chemist at lunch armed with a list of drugs i need, then if i havent posted for at least 3 days you know i've not survived.

I'm writing my will now

[HRG]

Mc Lovin said:

HRG said:

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=rXLHWmjA5IE

You're bloody lucky it's not manfluenza

Thats exactly what i have, i might die

You have my utmost sympathy... Women prattle on about childbirth like it's a big thing, but as they've never had a man cold they'll never truly understand the meaning of the word misery.

[Fivepercent]

Gylen said:

davemac250 said:

Take a large whiskey.

Consider adding silly things like lemon juice, honey and hot water.

Drink the whiskey.

Mix other ingredients and throw away when you realise they taste awful.

Have another whiskey and go to bed.

Man-Flu scared by whiskey and leaves body.

Better still, take a large whisky - none of that Irish/American nonsense for man-flu. Then add a shot of night nurse and 3 soluble paracetemol. You'll either cone up smiling on Friday or you'll do a 'Heath Ledger' but think of it as a man challenge. Is your constitution hard enough to shrug off the effects of the cocktail overnight? Or will you never see another sunrise? Only you can decide if you got the minerals...

Be careful.
Night nurse contains lots of paracetamol, to which the liver is very sensitive.
Take more paracetamol on top and some alcohol and you could soon overload and damage said organ.

[Reidy10_0]

I feel your pain!
I like beachams cold and flu lemon drinks for such near death experiences.

[Gylen]

Fivepercent said:

Gylen said:

davemac250 said:

Take a large whiskey.

Consider adding silly things like lemon juice, honey and hot water.

Drink the whiskey.

Mix other ingredients and throw away when you realise they taste awful.

Have another whiskey and go to bed.

Man-Flu scared by whiskey and leaves body.

Better still, take a large whisky - none of that Irish/American nonsense for man-flu. Then add a shot of night nurse and 3 soluble paracetemol. You'll either cone up smiling on Friday or you'll do a 'Heath Ledger' but think of it as a man challenge. Is your constitution hard enough to shrug off the effects of the cocktail overnight? Or will you never see another sunrise? Only you can decide if you got the minerals...

Be careful.
Night nurse contains lots of paracetamol, to which the liver is very sensitive.
Take more paracetamol on top and some alcohol and you could soon overload and damage said organ.

Hence the Heath Ledger comment...