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stuttgartmetal

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8,164 posts

246 months

Thursday 18th September 2008
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Wild animals aren't human.
They don't reason, they just want to eat you.
They are not like humans at all.
They don't have higher cerebral skills, they are wild.

Cuddly Polar Bears don't eat Foxes glasier mints, they rip reindeers heads off, and p1ss in the bloody hole.



Eddh

4,656 posts

222 months

Thursday 18th September 2008
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No it isn't legal to bugger animals - don't do it.

OllieBirmingham

5,701 posts

222 months

Thursday 18th September 2008
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Perhaps his spelling or punctuation were slightly sub-standard, that would explain it.

Heskey

4,048 posts

223 months

Thursday 18th September 2008
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ob_oD1IsYbE (Warning: Slightly graphic)

Edited by Heskey on Thursday 18th September 15:30

Timmy35

13,014 posts

228 months

Thursday 18th September 2008
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Eddh said:
No it isn't legal to bugger animals - don't do it.
Unless it's a sheep and your in Wales, or Lincolnshire ( according nto Caravan Man. )

Don

28,378 posts

314 months

Thursday 18th September 2008
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stuttgartmetal said:
Wild animals aren't human.
They don't reason, they just want to eat you.
They are not like humans at all.
They don't have higher cerebral skills, they are wild.

Cuddly Polar Bears don't eat Foxes glasier mints, they rip reindeers heads off, and p1ss in the bloody hole.


yes

Disney ain't the real world. Bears are neither cute not cuddly. Don't feck with them. Or they will kill you. And a Polar Bear is worst of all. Because they see humans as FOOD.

Poledriver

29,601 posts

224 months

Thursday 18th September 2008
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stuttgartmetal said:
And anyone else who mentions M335D (mapped), Conveyor belts, Soggy biscuits or Thai she-males will get the same!

Edited by Poledriver on Thursday 18th September 15:46

Flintstone

8,644 posts

277 months

Thursday 18th September 2008
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Rather surprising. I was esxpecting a different outcome (it's just a series of still shots so drag fast forward)


http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=pVIk_EsAjTo&feat...

bobt

1,323 posts

233 months

Thursday 18th September 2008
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stuttgartmetal said:
Wild animals aren't human.
They don't reason, they just want to eat you.
They are not like humans at all.
They don't have higher cerebral skills, they are wild.

Cuddly Polar Bears don't eat Foxes glasier mints, they rip reindeers heads off, and p1ss in the bloody hole.


Must be an old picture that one. Look at all that snow and ice. I dunno, how will the polar bears evolve and become really strong Mark Spitz style swimmers if the pool is full of ice>

marshalla

15,902 posts

231 months

Thursday 18th September 2008
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Don said:
Bears are neither cute not cuddly. Don't feck with them. Or they will kill you. And a Polar Bear is worst of all. Because they see everything that moves as FOOD.
Q&EFA

B.J.W

5,875 posts

245 months

Thursday 18th September 2008
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marshalla said:
Don said:
Bears are neither cute not cuddly. Don't feck with them. Or they will kill you. And a Polar Bear is worst of all. Because they see everything that moves as FOOD.
Q&EFA
Nope.

Type in Polar Bear vs Husky on You Tube and you will see that is not always the case. The dog did look a little concerned though when the PB gave it a big hug.

Risotto

3,933 posts

242 months

Thursday 18th September 2008
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stuttgartmetal said:
They are not like humans at all.
They don't have higher cerebral skills, they are wild.
I'd actually argue that there's not a huge amount of difference between humans and other animal species in many circumstances.

'Civilisation' is, in evolutionary terms, a relatively new concept. On a day to day basis, we display a veneer of civility, but in many (sometimes stressful) situations we behave in the same way as any other animal would.

How many times have you heard the phrase 'I don't know what came over me' in relation to, say, a violent attack? What came over them was animal instinct.

Why do you blink when a bee hits your windscreen? Your 'modern' brain knows the bee can't hit you but the primitive part of your brain that has remained largely unchanged for thousands of years is the part that takes control in sudden, potentially dangerous situations; and it doesn't know anything about windscreens.

Obviously when it comes to language, innovation, the built environment, etc, we are far ahead of any other species, but our instincts are still animal.



Edited by Risotto on Thursday 18th September 16:10

Flintstone

8,644 posts

277 months

Thursday 18th September 2008
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B.J.W said:
Type in Polar Bear vs Husky on You Tube and you will see that is not always the case. The dog did look a little concerned though when the PB gave it a big hug.
Yeah.

Or you could just click on the link I posted up there ^^^^^ rolleyes

FourWheelDrift

92,354 posts

314 months

Thursday 18th September 2008
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Flintstone said:
B.J.W said:
Type in Polar Bear vs Husky on You Tube and you will see that is not always the case. The dog did look a little concerned though when the PB gave it a big hug.
Yeah.

Or you could just click on the link I posted up there ^^^^^ rolleyes
Although saying what the youtube link is sometimes helps wink

Brabus Jord

1,589 posts

237 months

Thursday 18th September 2008
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FourWheelDrift said:
Flintstone said:
B.J.W said:
Type in Polar Bear vs Husky on You Tube and you will see that is not always the case. The dog did look a little concerned though when the PB gave it a big hug.
Yeah.

Or you could just click on the link I posted up there ^^^^^ rolleyes
Although saying what the youtube link is sometimes helps wink
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=JE-Nyt4Bmi8&feature=related

and that is the video version of the polar bear and husky

Don

28,378 posts

314 months

Thursday 18th September 2008
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B.J.W said:
marshalla said:
Don said:
Bears are neither cute not cuddly. Don't feck with them. Or they will kill you. And a Polar Bear is worst of all. Because they see humans as FOOD.
Q&EFA
Nope.

Type in Polar Bear vs Husky on You Tube and you will see that is not always the case. The dog did look a little concerned though when the PB gave it a big hug.
Wait until the bear is hungry. yes The fact that wild animals will tolerate and play with humans or other animals is in no way any argument for believing that they will do so on any other occasion. They may. They may not.

I've seen enough footage of bears trying to get in to know that most of the time it is better to be nowhere near 'em - beautiful animals though they are.


Gretchen

19,799 posts

246 months

Thursday 18th September 2008
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It's like cats, some just aren't cuddly lap pussies at all...

Pigeon

18,535 posts

276 months

Thursday 18th September 2008
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FourWheelDrift said:
Although saying what the youtube link is sometimes helps wink
A lesson that nearly all posters on here need to learn...

B.J.W

5,875 posts

245 months

Thursday 18th September 2008
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Flintstone said:
B.J.W said:
Type in Polar Bear vs Husky on You Tube and you will see that is not always the case. The dog did look a little concerned though when the PB gave it a big hug.
Yeah.

Or you could just click on the link I posted up there ^^^^^ rolleyes
Oooops!


singlecoil

35,834 posts

276 months

Thursday 18th September 2008
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Gretchen said:
It's like cats, some just aren't cuddly lap pussies at all...
Which reminded me of Dennis the Maniac (pictured below) who we fostered for the CPL . He would think nothing of jumping up and having a piece of your arm if you didn't watch out. He even bit the hand of the woman who eventually homed him.