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sploosh

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822 posts

238 months

Thursday 18th September 2008
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Made me laugh

A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of minutes. He is obviously drunk. So the bartender says to another man in the bar: "Why don't you be a good Samaritan and take him home."

The man takes the drunk out the door and to his car and he stumbles at least ten times. They drive along and the drunk points out his house to the man. He stops the car and the drunk stumbles up the steps to his house with the man.

The drunk's wife greets them at the door: "Why thank you for bringing him home for me, but where's his wheel chair?"

Flintstone

8,644 posts

277 months

Thursday 18th September 2008
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Oh.

Dear.


Bend over. Here they come.

Neil_H

15,418 posts

281 months

Thursday 18th September 2008
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I know one about Sean Connery.

paolow

3,262 posts

288 months

Thursday 18th September 2008
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IBTL

sploosh

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822 posts

238 months

Thursday 18th September 2008
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Two cats about to cross a stream.

One is called onetwothree, the other unedeuxtrois.

Which cat crosses first?

onetwothree because unedeuxtrois quatre sanq

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