Broon and Millipede - Caption

[Vesuvius 996]

Can I kick off with "smug little c'nt"

[V8S]

Gottle of Gear.

[fathomfive]

Vesuvius 996 said:

Can I kick off with "smug little c'nt"

Millipede "A sphincter says what?"

Broon "What?"

[5pen]

"Even the shadows on the wall felt the need to flick the little nerd's ear..."

[SpydieNut]

Vesuvius 996 said:

Can I kick off with "smug little c'nt"

Millipede "That's not my hand you're shaking."

Broon "I know."

[Justayellowbadge]

OK, ok, I won't challenge you this year. Can you please let go of my balls now?

[fathomfive]

Millipede "oooooooooohh Betty!"

[Jasandjules]

Finalists for UKs most irritating p&&ks announced.

[SGirl]

Sorry, can someone please explain to me which one is the organgrinder and which one is the monkey?

[bob1179]

Brown: "Do you like it when I put my finger up there...?"

Edited by bob1179 on Monday 22 September 17:40

[gmk666]

Smile though your heart is aching
Smile even though it's breaking
When there are clouds in the sky, you'll get by
If you smile through your fear and sorrow
Smile and maybe tomorrow
You'll see the sun come shining through for you

Although I sincerely fking hope not.

[mybrainhurts]

Great monkey impression, David, now stop playing with your nuts...

[groucho]

Vesuvius 996 said:

Look at our expense sheets, we have done well, haven't we?

[CosmicMatt]

Vesuvius 996 said:

Can I kick off with "smug little c'nt"

Broon 'When I said to Tone I'll carry on your legacy he was more than happy...and now, well I've done it my way and bought the country to its knees'

Millipede 'Gord, you know he's gonna be reading the tabloids and looking like this don't you'

Broon 'Thats a rather good resemblence, maybe you dhould be our next leader...'

[mybrainhurts]

Come on, David, if I play aeroplanes, will you eat your porridge...?

[grumbledoak]

"Hah! Getting very near the tonsils, this time!"

[mybrainhurts]

...I'm not grey...he is...Eeeeeeeee

[mybrainhurts]

...I just p!ssed in Alistair's beer...

[Shaw Tarse]

What's the area between a ct & an ahole called?

[mybrainhurts]

For god's sake, David, smile like this or we'll turn into a caption competition..