settle an argument

[DucatiGary]

the other day i was filling up in town and as i was stood waiting for the tank to fill i noticed a lad on a tricked up mountain bike heading towards the air compressor.

now, i noticed that he had big stty stains on his ass and thought id share the humour with the wife, so mabe not very quietly, mentioned he had these crap stains on the back of his jeans.

im now, 2 days later still getting stick from the missus for it becuase she says im nasty and horrible becuase i found humour in his unfortunate mishaps.

my excuse is I didn't crap in his pants, and if it was me id have held out or gone al fresco.

am i bad for making a petrol station full of general unwashed aware of his mistakes?

[stackmonkey]

IF he has been mountain biking, the stains MIGHT be simply mud.
Tend to get a line of spray kicking up behind, like any vehicle and it's is muddy, well...

[Ordinary Bloke]

You are right and she is wrong.

I'm assuming she's not going to read this... otherwise we're both dead!

[T_Pot]

i'd be more worried about when she is going to leave you. if your having grief over that, then your days are numbered mate

oh, and as said the stains were likely to be water from the rear wheel, so your most likely going to be single and stupid.

what a bad day your having lol


all above said in fun, apart from the "she's leaving you" comment, i think thats true

[sleep envy]

Rech is right, you're a

HTH

[Lil Blondie]

I'd have laughed too tbh, but I think it probably is mud splatters rather than toiletness!!

Your lady is a bit harsh to still be moaning about someone elses bottom after two days!!

[Pesty]

T_Pot said:

oh, and as said the stains were likely to be water from the rear wheel, so your most likely going to be single and stupid.

what a bad day your having lol

[DucatiGary]

to be fair we all know im a tt but

he had clearly st himself

i was merely pointing out the obvious

(it was in town, he had a trick look at me urban trick bike)

edit, no mud, it was obviously (as in everyone in the petrol station also agreed with laughter) self toileting

Edited by DucatiGary on Monday 22 September 23:33

[DucatiGary]

T_Pot said:

your most likely going to be single and stupid.

ive been trying for 9 years, im not that lucky, i doubt ill be free and single ever again

edit, il never stop being stupid though, hopefully

Edited by DucatiGary on Monday 22 September 23:37

[Shuvi]

Was he possibly poorer than you?

Was he a 'chav'?




If the answer is yes to both, don't worry.

If only one of the above questions is true, you'll be a PistonHeader soon. Try harder next time.

If you need to borrow some punctuation, email me at.....

Edited by Shuvi on Monday 22 September 23:40