Gordie's speech...

[Pupp]

So, there's me not having seen/heard the man deliver this important and plainly awaited oration. I think, 'well, no problem, there will be some commentary on PH and, through the invective, I will get an idea of what's been said...'

Has he stunned you all into silence???????

[Freddie von Rost]

Gordon who?

[Ordinary Bloke]

Sorry, I missed it, but let me guess:

"It's not my fault"

"Countless year of economic growth"

"Global problems..."

"I passionately believe..." no sorry that was the tw*t before him...

[Doobs]

I can't believe you don't know! Everything is going to be fine from now on. He's going to fix everything (including Israel and Palestine - I st you not). By the end of it I thought, if only he thought of this stuff earlier they could have done it by now.

[Tunku]

Gordo - "did you all know I had a bad eye?"

That was it.

Sorry, he also reiterated all of Blairs elections promises as if they were all shiny new ones. The Tosser.

The fking blind tosser.

Edited by Tunku on Tuesday 23 September 22:33

[audidoody]

Full report here:

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/politics/politics-he...

[Einion Yrth]

He's going to make child poverty illegal, cure cancer, reduce CO2 emissions by 80%, solve the world's economic problems, give £700 quid each to the feckless to (alledgedly) buy computers and internet access, and thus, hopefully, disappear without trace should they fail to find any way of not permitting us a general election. The man is plainly certifiable.

Edited by Einion Yrth on Tuesday 23 September 22:44

[turbobloke]

Did he mention at least 5p in the pound on income tax (or equivalent indirect taxes) to pay for the borrowing to fund his election bribes that won't work?

[Einion Yrth]

turbobloke said:

Did he mention at least 5p in the pound on income tax (or equivalent indirect taxes) to pay for the borrowing to fund his election bribes that won't work?

Won't be income tax, Darling said so. That turbocharged 'gas guzzler'..... bend over TB, I'll see if I can spare you some vaseline.

[ukwill]

I dont get it. I mean what's he done? Made a speech.


Big fking Deal.


He's still a sweaty fkwit who I have no intention of voting for, and am happy to heap blame upon for all our current woes. Regardless of whether he could have done much about them or not.

[turbobloke]

Einion Yrth said:

turbobloke said:

Did he mention at least 5p in the pound on income tax (or equivalent indirect taxes) to pay for the borrowing to fund his election bribes that won't work?

Won't be income tax, Darling said so. That turbocharged 'gas guzzler'..... bend over TB, I'll see if I can spare you some vaseline.

Ouch.

I guess we can take it that Gordo talks out of his horibilis anus so much it remains lubricated 24/7. No consolation and a hideous thought. As you were.

[Yertis]

ukwill said:

I dont get it. I mean what's he done? Made a speech.


Big fking Deal.


He's still a sweaty fkwit who I have no intention of voting for, and am happy to heap blame upon for all our current woes. Regardless of whether he could have done much about them or not.

Brown gets the blame for everything that goes wrong in my life, ranging from missing post-it notes to gardening injuries - there's not one incident for which he not somehow culpable and worthy of bitter cussing.