Favourite new words learnt on P&P

[WTFWT]

Both of mine are verbs:

"He looks a bit rapey"

and

"Your friends look a bit terroristy, no offence"

Thank you all!

[Vesuvius 996]

Spantard - moaner e.g. Alonso
Cockspanner

[Bonnie and Clyde]

Spaff. I love spaff

Edited by Bonnie and Clyde on Friday 26th September 20:08

[tomTVR]

Ginger wheelspins is probably the best word i have learnt in P&P

[215cu]

Gakked... to spafulate, in the act of spaffing.

Gokked... soreness of the faecal rocket orifice caused by benderage sans Vaz. Named after said sexually dubious fashionista.

Edited by 215cu on Friday 26th September 20:12

[Big Rod]

Fvcktard, C0cktard, 'Weapons grade', 'nuke from orbit', 'spray the desk like a belt fed mortar'.

I'm sure there are more but I'm PMSL and SWMBO's about to enquire as to why I'm so amused so I'll stop for now.

[MitchT]

'nuke from orbit' 'oxo tower' 'remapped 335d' 'conveyor belt'...

[Dibble]

"Spacktard"

[Big Rod]

Oh yeah,,,,,,,,,,,

'Hit it like a ginger stepchild', 'take her up the OXO tower', 'Kick her back doors in'.

I'll be back. (That's not a quote, I'll really be back when I've thought on some more!)

[Psychobert]

Jabberclackers cMrs Fish about 2003 IIFC..

[skip_1]

Cockspanner

Edited by skip_1 on Friday 26th September 21:20

[ih8thisname]

Dibble said:

"Spacktard"

+1!

Along with "Kick her back doors in!"

[GTIR]

"Bastid"
"gayer"

[Gl0w]

"...like the fist of an angry god", "gayer", "plum".

[Cheeky Jim]

"Piss Boiler"

[GuinnessMK]

If you think that lot are funny then can I wholeheartedly recommend Viz's excellent Profanisaurus:-

corgi registered euph.
Humorous description of a man who is fully qualified at servicing boilers.

Paisley jogger n.
A thief or shoplifter beating a hasty retreat through the streets of the popular Glasgow garden suburb.

www.viz.co.uk

Mike

[maxed out]

Boils my piss, cludge,

[Justayellowbadge]

Twunt

[central]

Knob jockey.

[Poledriver]

GAIDS!!