University of Manchester's Gender Bender Toilets
University of Manchester's Gender Bender Toilets
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Ganglandboss

Original Poster:

8,555 posts

233 months

Monday 29th September 2008
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Am I glad I don't work there anymore!

In an attempt to make the toilets in the Students' Union more inclusive to trannies, the ladies toilets are 'Toilets' and the gents are 'Toilets With Urinals'!

http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/s/1069...

FFS!

cobra kid

5,595 posts

270 months

Monday 29th September 2008
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So could I pop in the "toilets" to park my breakfast then?

Seems acceptable as I won't be requiring a urinal.

fid

2,431 posts

270 months

Monday 29th September 2008
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Depends...are you a tranny?!

Simpo Two

92,921 posts

295 months

Monday 29th September 2008
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Surely to give Trannies equal rights, they should have three bogs: 'Gents', 'Ladies' and 'Trannies'?

Or if they only have two bogs, I'd suggest 'Dicks' and 'No Dicks'.

tomTVR

6,909 posts

271 months

Monday 29th September 2008
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How does that work. The chick with a dick isnt exactly going to walk into the 'Toilets With Urinals' because the game will be up!

cobra kid

5,595 posts

270 months

Monday 29th September 2008
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fid said:
Depends...are you a tranny?!
Certainly not.

tomTVR

6,909 posts

271 months

Monday 29th September 2008
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cobra kid said:
fid said:
Depends...are you a tranny?!
Certainly not.
rofl I like the way that was taken as a genuine allegation!

driverrob

4,847 posts

233 months

Monday 29th September 2008
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Simpo Two said:
Surely to give Trannies equal rights, they should have three bogs: 'Gents', 'Ladies' and 'Trannies'?
Didn't I read somewhere recently that Thai secondary schools are already doing this?

cobra kid

5,595 posts

270 months

Monday 29th September 2008
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Am I missing something? Were we created with simply TWO sexes?

What you are is what you are.

Geronimo

626 posts

222 months

Monday 29th September 2008
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But I thought those gender bending degenerates were all about their new identity and would positively embrace going into female toilets for the first time "legitimately". How bizarre.

BigLepton

5,042 posts

231 months

Monday 29th September 2008
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Geronimo said:
But I thought those gender bending degenerates were all about their new identity and would positively embrace going into female toilets for the first time "legitimately". How bizarre.
They are, but women don't like weirdo sex change perverts pissing in the same loos as them.

bigandclever

14,402 posts

268 months

Monday 29th September 2008
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I'm sure Steve Biko is spinning in his grave knowing that he's *still* being dragged into Bernard Right-on student bks.

Anyway, when I was at Uni (cough, sorry, Poly) the only blokes in frocks you'd see in the Union were the oh-so-hilarious-absolutely-NOT-confused rugby players.

tomTVR

6,909 posts

271 months

Monday 29th September 2008
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I wanted to find a picture of a toilet sign for trannys on google images. Forgot safe search was off, nevermind.

Brown and Boris

11,838 posts

265 months

Monday 29th September 2008
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So, it looks like they are guidng women away from using the toilets 'with Urinals' ( I presume because they smell of boiled ham, may need some gymnastics and blokes have their tackle out) but anyone can use the women's 'without urinals'.

The trans gender students will now feel more comfortable but blokes will be looking over your shoulder in case that lovely girl from 'media studies; walks in to use trap 3 and sees your tiny todger? The women will be afraid to fart, grunt, take a dump or make a noise whilist weeing as blokes will be outside the doors waiting for their turn.


BigLepton

5,042 posts

231 months

Monday 29th September 2008
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Brown and Boris said:
The women will be afraid to fart, grunt, take a dump or make a noise whilist weeing as blokes will be outside the doors waiting for their turn.
Shouldn't be much of a problem - all the women I know would rather die of constipation and an impacted colon than have a dump anywhere than their own private toilet.

Driller

8,310 posts

308 months

Monday 29th September 2008
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What.the.fuk?

BlackMagic *tree

8,786 posts

225 months

Monday 29th September 2008
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For obvious reasons I find this thread very disturbing.

How would any of you feel if your son or daughter came home one day and told you they have gender issues and "wanted to be the other sex"?

I would hope you'd have more compassion than you have shown in this thread, but I seriously doubt it based on what I've read so far.


uk_vette

3,336 posts

234 months

Monday 29th September 2008
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Simpo Two said:
Surely to give Trannies equal rights, they should have three bogs: 'Gents', 'Ladies' and 'Trannies'?

Or if they only have two bogs, I'd suggest 'Dicks' and 'No Dicks'.
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Dicks or Flatdicks

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

285 months

Monday 29th September 2008
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Can't they use a bucket...?

Driller

8,310 posts

308 months

Monday 29th September 2008
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BlackMagic *tree said:
For obvious reasons I find this thread very disturbing.

How would any of you feel if your son or daughter came home one day and told you they have gender issues and "wanted to be the other sex"?

I would hope you'd have more compassion than you have shown in this thread, but I seriously doubt it based on what I've read so far.
Yes, because this happens all the time doesn't it.