I've got flu

[Mr Space 1999]

OK Phers I've been to work today,despite dying from 'flu!
I've used several tissues (to blow my nose)
Yet when I get home she won't have put the child to bed,fed the dog or put the cat out!

[smutbag]

Mr Space 1999 said:

OK Phers I've been to work today,despite dying from 'flu!
I've used several tissues (to blow my nose)
Yet when I get home she won't have put the child to bed,fed the dog or put the cat out!

Bet you don't get steak for tea or a .... either.

[Mr Smutbag]

smutbag said:

Mr Space 1999 said:

OK Phers I've been to work today,despite dying from 'flu!
I've used several tissues (to blow my nose)
Yet when I get home she won't have put the child to bed,fed the dog or put the cat out!

Bet you don't get steak for tea or a .... either.

I didn't know a good thing when I had her it!

[space1999]

Well done my sore arse - Andy - LOL I'm in stitches!!! Keeps me happy with all sh*te anyway!! Yes my hubby is a Ph'er but I bet you cannot tell whom!!!

[smutbag]

Mr Smutbag said:

smutbag said:

Mr Space 1999 said:

OK Phers I've been to work today,despite dying from 'flu!
I've used several tissues (to blow my nose)
Yet when I get home she won't have put the child to bed,fed the dog or put the cat out!

Bet you don't get steak for tea or a .... either.

I didn't know a good thing when I had her it!

Ohhh thats good...

[singlecoil]

Mr Space 1999 said:

Yet when I get home she won't have put the cat out!

Quite right too! Nothing better for flu than a cat on the bed keeping you company.

Cats shouldn't be "put out" anyway. They should be provided with a cat flap to come and go as they please.

[hal-finch]

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