i have just had this conversation with a work colleague...

[jesta1865]

i kid you not it went like this.

i work in it, and do the support in my place, someone logged a call saying her screen and keyboard were not working.

so i worked out the screen was busted, and replaced it, booted up the machine and logged in using her keyboard, she is looking over my shoulder.

her - oh good the keyboard is working as well.
me - how did you know it wasn't working?
her - because it wouldn't type anything
me - how did you know?
her - nothing came up on the screen.
me - (trying hard not to laugh) ok well its all fixed now!

i have just spent the last 10 minutes in the server room laughing!

[Sf_Manta]

Have some more

[MitchT]

jesta1865 said:

i work in it,

I'm going to spend the next ten minutes laughing my tits off because someone who works in IT can't use a fecking shift key (or perhaps you need to fix your keyboard too) thus rendering your story virtually unintelligible.

[Digger.]

Similar. Once had a 72yo Senior Partner in a Law Firm ring down to tell me his computer was not working, blank screen. Went up to investigate. Watched his movements, and when he looked away quickly, I poked the power button on the monitor, bless!

[Fer]

Was she a natural blonde?

[Heskey]

MitchT said:

jesta1865 said:

i work in it,

I'm going to spend the next ten minutes laughing my tits off because someone who works in IT can't use a fecking shift key (or perhaps you need to fix your keyboard too) thus rendering your story virtually unintelligible.

I thought he meant he worked in the company, was going to say; "obviously"?

[Eric Mc]

Based on the quality of the English used by the OP, I wouldn't want to be sounding too superior if I were you.

(Edited for typo)

Edited by Eric Mc on Wednesday 1st October 09:53

[Justayellowbadge]

[tricky69]

you IT scum need to know your place !!!

DO YOUR JOB, Just fix my computer and fk off.... leave your geeky little jokes till you get back to wking while playing world of warcraft !!!

[Monki]

reminds me of the girl who asked me for some spare printing paper, so I suggested taking it from the photocopier and she started to photocopy a blank page 50 times


I said nothing

[tricky69]

tricky69 said:

you IT scum need to know your place !!!

DO YOUR JOB, Just fix my computer and fk off.... leave your geeky little jokes till you get back to wking while playing world of warcraft !!!

that post has nothing to do with an IT guy mugging me off for one of my screens being unpluggged....

[jesta1865]

MitchT said:

jesta1865 said:

i work in it,

I'm going to spend the next ten minutes laughing my tits off because someone who works in IT can't use a fecking shift key (or perhaps you need to fix your keyboard too) thus rendering your story virtually unintelligible.

i was going to comment, but can't be bothered

[tricky69]

Digger. said:

tricky69 said:

you IT scum need to know your place !!!

DO YOUR JOB, Just fix my computer and fk off.... leave your geeky little jokes till you get back to wking while playing world of warcraft !!!

DEU/IEU. . .Take your pick

[Digger.]

tricky69 said:

tricky69 said:

you IT scum need to know your place !!!

DO YOUR JOB, Just fix my computer and fk off.... leave your geeky little jokes till you get back to wking while playing world of warcraft !!!

that post has nothing to do with an IT guy mugging me off for one of my screens being unpluggged....

DEU/IEU

[jesta1865]

tricky69 said:

tricky69 said:

you IT scum need to know your place !!!

DO YOUR JOB, Just fix my computer and fk off.... leave your geeky little jokes till you get back to wking while playing world of warcraft !!!

that post has nothing to do with an IT guy mugging me off for one of my screens being unpluggged....

i wish i could play games at work. it would relieve the stress of working somewhere that people are meant to have above average iq's and seem to not be able to walk through a doorway without hitting the sides.

[Swilly]

MitchT said:

I'm going to spend the next ten minutes laughing my tits off because someone who works in IT can't use a fecking shift key

Its not THAT funny !!

Maybe you should get out more !!

[jesta1865]

Justayellowbadge said:

Well I have long sleeves, and my tie isn't that bad, but it could be me

Edited by jesta1865 on Wednesday 1st October 10:03

[james_tigerwoods]

Justayellowbadge said:

That's me! Well, about 13 years ago at any rate.

[jesta1865]

Eric Mc said:

Based on the quality of the English used IN the OP, I wouldn't want to be sounding too superior if I were you.

(Edited for typo)

Edited by Eric Mc on Wednesday 1st October 09:53

EFA

[tricky69]

Digger. said:

tricky69 said:

tricky69 said:

you IT scum need to know your place !!!

DO YOUR JOB, Just fix my computer and fk off.... leave your geeky little jokes till you get back to wking while playing world of warcraft !!!

that post has nothing to do with an IT guy mugging me off for one of my screens being unpluggged....

DEU/IEU

Whats that mean !? English mother fker, do you speak it !?

something gay to do with doom or something pathetic i bet....