I have a terrible confession to make

[Tunku]

I bought a caravan

It was an impulse buy on the way home from Asda. What have I done ???

[Justayellowbadge]

Caravan, Asda.

Figures.

[Mr Trophy]

It is in the car park with you?

[pimpin gimp]

Tunku said:

I bought a caravan

It was an impulse buy on the way home from Asda. What have I done ???

Well you shop in ASDA for a start, there really is only one thing worse than that... buying caravans!

[james_tigerwoods]

Tunku said:

I bought a caravan

It was an impulse buy on the way home from Asda. What have I done ???

Caravan. Impulse buy.

Get out.

[Rob.]

If you had thought about it I may have forgiven you - but as an impulse buy? What were you thinking man!

[Gun]

Get out!

[Eddh]

Tunku said:

What have I done ???

You have entered the world of the 'Caravan Club' you must use your caravan every weekend to attend 'Caravan Club' meetings in which you and a load of other over-the-hill loners will park in a circle sit around a camp fire and masterbate over child pornography.

[52classic]

Thread is meaningless without pictures.

Are we talking 4 wheels and a horse....

2 axles and and end bedroom.....

String of camels.....

What?

[Poledriver]

You'll be heading off here now then:-

Linky

[Heskey]

Justayellowbadge said:

Caravan, Asda.

Figures.

How many times Yella-fella? Let me tell you from experience, it's not shopping in ASDA that's terrible, it's working for ASDA that's fking terrible! :P

[Eddh]

Heskey said:

Justayellowbadge said:

Caravan, Asda.

Figures.

How many times Yella-fella? Let me tell you from experience, it's not shopping in ASDA that's terrible, it's working for ASDA that's fking terrible! :P

Nope shopping there is also terrible as well. As for working there I would rather get bad AIDS.

[mybrainhurts]

Aaargh...not another one....

Stand in the corner and nail your todger to the door frame....

With a rusty nail...

[Not Ideal]

Photos please so we can abuse you

[Heskey]

Eddh said:

Heskey said:

Justayellowbadge said:

Caravan, Asda.

Figures.

How many times Yella-fella? Let me tell you from experience, it's not shopping in ASDA that's terrible, it's working for ASDA that's fking terrible! :P

Nope shopping there is also terrible as well. As for working there I would rather get bad AIDS.

So would I, now knowing better; but fortunately for me, neither has befallen me.

yet

[Tunku]

Mr Trophy said:

It is in the car park with you?

I wouldn't dare bring it in.

[Cara Van Man]

WHOOOOHOOO.....





I knew once I 'outed' myself, the floodgates would open.

>vindicated<

[smutbag]

Is it bigger than Knick Pee's?

[sunbeam_alpine]

Don't worry too much. So long as you haven't started wearing cardigans there's still hope. You can redeem yourself by destroying it, and your defence is that you're improving the world slightly.

If you've got to the stage where you're towing a caravan, wearing a cardigan with leather elbow patches, a trilby hat, and smoking a pipe, you are beyond saving. If there's also a small dog running about on your parcel shelf, suicide is the only option.

[Justayellowbadge]

smutbag said:

Is it bigger than Knick Pee's?

I knew you'd turn up.

Just can't resist a chemical toilet and several square metres of wood effect formica, can you?