Man Friday Wanted (possibly Mon-Sun too)
Discussion
Well. I've finally done it and dumped my whinging boyfriend. The last straw was him booking us a holiday to a Muslim country; I'd told him I wanted to go to Jamaica to sample all the strong, well hung, brown menthe wonderful fish and fruit they have there, but no. He wants to take us to a place where room service is a wiry chap called Abdul.
So boyfriend is now history. But I hear that the saddo is still going to go on the holiday with Bet Lynch from our local. Well, I've still got a key to his flat, so am looking to be lurrrrrrved by another while he's away.
Specification:
- Pulse (that'll be a leap forward from my ex)
- The ability to 'Rod'ger me happy
- Up for 'rammaging' round my ex's flat
I just want to do the naughtiest, dirtiest things on his Thomas the Tank Engine duvet in an effort to purge myself of my last relationship and get on with my life.
Offers from bona fide modelling agencies who are truly interested in promoting my career whilst my self-esteem is at a low ebb gratefully received.
So boyfriend is now history. But I hear that the saddo is still going to go on the holiday with Bet Lynch from our local. Well, I've still got a key to his flat, so am looking to be lurrrrrrved by another while he's away.
Specification:
- Pulse (that'll be a leap forward from my ex)
- The ability to 'Rod'ger me happy
- Up for 'rammaging' round my ex's flat
I just want to do the naughtiest, dirtiest things on his Thomas the Tank Engine duvet in an effort to purge myself of my last relationship and get on with my life.
Offers from bona fide modelling agencies who are truly interested in promoting my career whilst my self-esteem is at a low ebb gratefully received.
V8mate said:
Offers from bona fide modelling agencies who are truly interested in promoting my career whilst my self-esteem is at a low ebb gratefully received.
What's a 'modelling agency' exactly?I've made Spitfires, a Junkers 88, a Lancaster, a B17 Flying Fortress amongst many others. All Airfix, no cheap nonsense.
Where do I sign?
mybrainhurts said:
Are you a bloke...? I'm confused...
Do keep up at the backhttp://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...
Penny-lope said:
Oh, maybe I should try this....advertise for a man 
why would you need to, you seem very nice from your pic.i thought v8mate was a bloke, or is that why the boyfriend wanted to go out to the middle east to meet other guys of his persuasion?
Edited by jesta1865 on Thursday 2nd October 14:30
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