English Fat Arses
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Joecooool

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1,020 posts

258 months

Friday 3rd October 2008
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http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1...

£150 fine... for staying too long at the KFC

FAST food fan Natalie Jackson was hit with a £150 fine at KFC — for staying too long gorging on a monster-sized “family bucket”.

The trainee nurse and a pal plumped for FOURTEEN chicken pieces, SIX bags of fries and large COKES after driving to their local branch.


They spent an hour and a half scoffing the 5,456-calorie feast. Days later regular customer Natalie got the fine in the post for breaking the restaurant car park’s 75-minute limit.

The 24-year-old fumed yesterday: “It’s disgusting. I spend a lot of money in there. Now I’m never going back.”

Hungry
Natalie — who eats at KFC three times a week — complained to restaurant bosses that she was unaware of signs warning of the time limit in Huddersfield, West Yorks.


The mega bucket, which busts the Health Department’s recommended 1,940-a-day calorie count for women, cost her £13.16p.

Natalie vowed there was fat chance of her paying the £150 — insisting: “It didn’t feel like I was in there all that long. We were hungry.”


Last night KFC said restaurant parking was contracted to private firm Civil Enforcement Ltd — but promised to review Natalie’s case.

A spokesman said: “A parking restriction was introduced to prevent non-KFC customers using the car park.

“The 75-minute time limit is designed to accommodate our customers who generally eat for about 30 minutes.”



Bing o

15,184 posts

249 months

Friday 3rd October 2008
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Repost, and your fat american arses still leaves us in awe...

Joecooool

Original Poster:

1,020 posts

258 months

Friday 3rd October 2008
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Bing o said:
Repost, and your fat american arses still leaves us in awe...
KFC said -


Bing o

15,184 posts

249 months

Friday 3rd October 2008
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Joecooool said:
Bing o said:
Repost, and your fat american arses still leaves us in awe...
KFC said -

Go be fat in the US, at least you have the whole of Texas

outlaw biker

2,458 posts

226 months

Friday 3rd October 2008
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What you need to realise is that a British 'fat arse' is akin to an American 'skinny anorexic arse'. Once you realise the truth of that you'll basically shut the fk up without anyone even having to tell you to do so. So thats good isn't it?

welshbikerduck

1,448 posts

219 months

Friday 3rd October 2008
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Joecooool said:
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1...

£150 fine... for staying too long at the KFC

FAST food fan Natalie Jackson was hit with a £150 fine at KFC — for staying too long gorging on a monster-sized “family bucket”.

The trainee nurse and a pal plumped for FOURTEEN chicken pieces, SIX bags of fries and large COKES after driving to their local branch.


They spent an hour and a half scoffing the 5,456-calorie feast. Days later regular customer Natalie got the fine in the post for breaking the restaurant car park’s 75-minute limit.

The 24-year-old fumed yesterday: “It’s disgusting. I spend a lot of money in there. Now I’m never going back.”

Hungry
Natalie — who eats at KFC three times a week — complained to restaurant bosses that she was unaware of signs warning of the time limit in Huddersfield, West Yorks.


The mega bucket, which busts the Health Department’s recommended 1,940-a-day calorie count for women, cost her £13.16p.

Natalie vowed there was fat chance of her paying the £150 — insisting: “It didn’t feel like I was in there all that long. We were hungry.”


Last night KFC said restaurant parking was contracted to private firm Civil Enforcement Ltd — but promised to review Natalie’s case.

A spokesman said: “A parking restriction was introduced to prevent non-KFC customers using the car park.

“The 75-minute time limit is designed to accommodate our customers who generally eat for about 30 minutes.”
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