Punch above your weight?

[wideload]

This happens regularly to me but but friend who has been in a relationship for 4 years (not a hippo but easily a 8/10) has just baught home the most amazing girl ever. He is 19 she is 23 and actually stunning. They don't know to try to fall asleep through the noises coming from above me in the house, is my head spinning from a good night out or what?

Has anybody punched so highly above their weight it is obscene...pictures are helpful. No fantasies...true stories

Edited by wideload on Sunday 5th October 05:34

[GilbertGrape]

wideload said:

This happens regularly to me but but friend who has been in a relationship for 4 years (not a hippo but easily a 8/10) has just baught home the most amazing girl ever. He is 19 she is 23 and actually stunning. They don't know to try to fall asleep through the noises coming from above me in the house, is my head spinning from a good night out or what?

Has anybody punched so highly above their weight it is obscene...pictures are helpful. No fantasies...true stories

Edited by wideload on Sunday 5th October 05:34

Do you mean the other person is in another league, or actually a heavy person?

[steveo29]

aye it has come out a bit gibberish

[KingRichard]

I have images in my head of you sitting on the sofa, listening to your friend screw a fit bird... wking Like a chipanzee

Edited by KingRichard on Sunday 5th October 05:56

[thinfourth2]

wideload said:

This happens regularly to me but but friend who has been in a relationship for 4 years (not a hippo but easily a 8/10) has just baught home the most amazing girl ever. He is 19 she is 23 and actually stunning. They don't know to try to fall asleep through the noises coming from above me in the house, is my head spinning from a good night out or what?

So your idea of a good night is to listen to your flatmate porking a fit bird

Who are you imagining naked the bird or your flatmate?


Then throw in this bit of bragging about your sexual prowess

wideload said:

This happens regularly to me

and i have no other choice then to say

Edited by thinfourth2 on Sunday 5th October 06:05

[thehawk]

KingRichard said:

I have images in my head of you sitting on the sofa, listening to your friend screw a fit bird... wking Like a chipanzee

Edited by KingRichard on Sunday 5th October 05:56

No need to post images like that, he's already put his picture up. I imagine he definitely does punch above his weight, well he'd have to really

Edited by thehawk on Sunday 5th October 06:17

[SpydieNut]

thehawk said:

KingRichard said:

I have images in my head of you sitting on the sofa, listening to your friend screw a fit bird... wking Like a chipanzee

No need to post images like that, he's already put his picture up. I imagine he definitely does punch above his weight, well he'd have to really

i think he'd be punching above his weight just having a wk.

[BeerForBreakfast]

No sorry. What was the question again?

0h yes. That is why alcohol was invented. To allow the facially challenged to get laid.

[Lucky 13]

You want him for yourself dont you.

Course we need to see pics of said love interest

[paoloh]

SpydieNut said:

thehawk said:

KingRichard said:

I have images in my head of you sitting on the sofa, listening to your friend screw a fit bird... wking Like a chipanzee

No need to post images like that, he's already put his picture up. I imagine he definitely does punch above his weight, well he'd have to really

i think he'd be punching above his weight just having a wk.

I've just knocked my coffee over...LOL

[wildoliver]

paoloh said:

SpydieNut said:

thehawk said:

KingRichard said:

I have images in my head of you sitting on the sofa, listening to your friend screw a fit bird... wking Like a chipanzee

No need to post images like that, he's already put his picture up. I imagine he definitely does punch above his weight, well he'd have to really

i think he'd be punching above his weight just having a wk.

I've just knocked my coffee over...LOL

Me thinks the OP is going to regret this post in the morning!

Don't worry though, your real friends in World of Warcraft are waiting for you!

[Steameh]

wideload said:

This happens regularly to me but but friend who has been in a relationship for 4 years (not a hippo but easily a 8/10) has just baught home the most amazing girl ever. He is 19 she is 23 and actually stunning. They don't know to try to fall asleep through the noises coming from above me in the house, is my head spinning from a good night out or what?

Has anybody punched so highly above their weight it is obscene...pictures are helpful. No fantasies...true stories

Edited by wideload on Sunday 5th October 05:34

So she shot you down, he moved in like a hawk or some kind of other bird, and you were sat downstairs at nearly 6am in the morning listening to him have sex with her.

It's ok, you can tell us, we won't pass judgement, you snook upstairs and took a peek didn't you?

[SimonV8ster]

wideload said:

...but but friend

I don't think he is punching above his weight , more like being probed below his waist.

[shadowninja]

Another great thread in the making.

[outlaw biker]

Good god

[Toni896]

wideload said:

Has anybody punched so highly above their weight it is obscene...pictures are helpful. No fantasies...true stories

I could be nailing the local troll and still be punching above my weight and, no there isn't any piccies this is a family site.

[wideload]

I have no idea what i even wrote last night...but from the replies it sounds rele bad...for the record never come on here when paraletic it is never good. but i have to say you guys are so harsh but it is strangly funny. Lets just say for the record i am not photogenic....

Edited by wideload on Sunday 5th October 12:32

[paoloh]

wideload said:

I have no idea what i even wrote last night...but from the replies it sounds rele bad...for the record never come on here when paraletic it is never good...

Don't lie Gay boy, your BF tried some new tasting kebab last night and you got jealous, upset and needed to talk to someone.

Don't be ashamed, have some PRIDE in yourself.

[wideload]

paoloh said:

wideload said:

I have no idea what i even wrote last night...but from the replies it sounds rele bad...for the record never come on here when paraletic it is never good...

Don't lie Gay boy, your BF tried some new tasting kebab last night and you got jealous, upset and needed to talk to someone.

Don't be ashamed, have some PRIDE in yourself.

good one, but i am rele not gay and i didn't stay up all night listening, they were on my bed!!! yet she was so fit i will let it pass ...i think i just overdid the drink

[paoloh]

wideload said:

paoloh said:

wideload said:

I have no idea what i even wrote last night...but from the replies it sounds rele bad...for the record never come on here when paraletic it is never good...

Don't lie Gay boy, your BF tried some new tasting kebab last night and you got jealous, upset and needed to talk to someone.

Don't be ashamed, have some PRIDE in yourself.

good one, but i am rele not gay and i didn't stay up all night listening, they were on my bed!!! yet she was so fit i will let it pass ...i think i just overdid the drink

At least you can sniff the sheets as they are yours....