SAVE THE PLANET You might need rubber underpants for this

[mybrainhurts]

Please sit down and don your rubber underpants before continuing...the mirth is strong in this one.

Ready...?

Go ----> http://www.guardianecostore.co.uk/Guardian/product...

[robinhood21]

Artivle said:

Order an Armband Kit

I think I would rather wear said underpants, thanks!

[mybrainhurts]

robinhood21 said:

Artivle said:

Order an Armband Kit

I think I would rather wear said underpants, thanks!

It would set your arm belt off nicely...

[Blib]

£39.95.

[spikeyhead]

robinhood21 said:

Artivle said:

Order an Armband Kit

I think I would rather wear said underpants, thanks!

Try Libidex or House of Harlot for those

[robinhood21]

mybrainhurts said:

It would set your arm belt off nicely...

Runs off to see if has arm belt that doesn't clash.

[Lord Snot]

Oh what a shame it's not compatible with my phone.

£39.95 is the most amusing part.

[Diderot]

also this made me laugh:

"NOTE: Due to safety concerns for the lithium-ion battery, charge-in voltage and current are limited."

[mybrainhurts]

Is there any danger of electrocution whilst jogging in the rain...?

Or does it just make your balls tingle...?

[Yertis]

This one made me smile.

http://www.guardianecostore.co.uk/Guardian/product...

Love to know what it's made from. Especially the little nozzel on the can

[Anti Macassar]

mybrainhurts said:

Is there any danger of electrocution whilst jogging in the rain...?

Or does it just make your balls tingle...?

[mybrainhurts]

Yertis said:

This one made me smile.

http://www.guardianecostore.co.uk/Guardian/product...

Love to know what it's made from. Especially the little nozzel on the can

This is how they make that ------>

[Lord Snot]

Yertis said:

This one made me smile.

http://www.guardianecostore.co.uk/Guardian/product...

Love to know what it's made from. Especially the little nozzel on the can

The Grauniad said:

Perfect for Bike Chains and Gears
If you know a cyclist, this lubricant makes an excellent gift. Now they can oil their environmentally-friendly vehicle with an environmentally-friendly lube! G

I do quite a few miles on a road bike, and I really hate the sentiment that because I ride a bike I am environmentally friendly, Hence I slapped some "Pistonheads.com Speed Matters" stickers on the Top Tube. Caused quite a stir with some Friends Of The Earth folk at Basingstoke train station

The sort of tosser who would buy that oil is the lyrca dressed nonce who saw me changing the oil on my friends E21 and said "get a bicycle, they're more reliable"

ETA:

http://www.guardianecostore.co.uk/Guardian/group.a...

Edited by Lord Snot on Sunday 5th October 20:16

[mybrainhurts]

Berrrump...

Thought the day shift might like this...